Lincoln wears an eyepatch. Celebrating ten years of online Lux.
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by n00less cluebie » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:42 pm
Drifter wrote:Looks like my work here is done. Let me know if I can cause anymore trouble...
Hmmm...not a bad caption
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by Schroberts » Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:56 pm
∞ Schroberts dunks Drifter upside down in a barrel of pirate rum ∞
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by Symbiosis » Fri Oct 25, 2013 5:25 pm
...and though he no longer carries a lunch box, "Alf" is still Governor Christie's favorite TV show.
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by Dangerous Beans » Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:33 am
Schroberts wrote:
A It should be noted that there have been a couple submissions that I thought were really funny and voted to win, that haven't received points because apparently the other judges didn't vote on those. Just how majority works, yo.
/me is outraged no one like his lord of the rings gollum quote for the old ladies.

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by Andrew23 » Tue Oct 29, 2013 11:31 am
final results will be updated soon.
many thanks to all who played, and to the judges.
here's one last one, for fun.

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by n00less cluebie » Tue Oct 29, 2013 11:48 am
"Well he may not have gotten the Clean down, but he's certainly mastered the Jerk"
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by WhirlPlaid » Tue Oct 29, 2013 11:59 am
Note to self: add more weight to complete barbell assisted blowjob.
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by Milltycoon » Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:02 pm
"Last place. Again. Well, at least this competition validated my parking."
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by Symbiosis » Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:59 pm
...
Arbeit macht frei?
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by n00less cluebie » Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:10 pm
Symbiosis wrote:...
Arbeit macht frei?
Ick; I mean I GET it "Work makes you free" , but this is also the words they posted on the gates of Aushwitz where they pretended they were gonna let hard working Jews go-- instead their future was one of Zyklon B and furnaces *shudder*
Not sure you intended this

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by Symbiosis » Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:39 pm
My acknowledgement of the poor taste of the joke is signified by the question mark
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by Dangerous Beans » Wed Oct 30, 2013 1:04 am
"I hear the ladies like a strong neck..."
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by dollabillz » Wed Oct 30, 2013 1:58 am
dollabillz told me this would help me suck my own dick
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by dollabillz » Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:16 pm
so did i win?
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by WhirlPlaid » Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:27 pm
dollabillz wrote:so did i win?
You can't win... all you did was re-word my joke.
WhirlPlaid wrote:Note to self: add more weight to complete barbell assisted blowjob.
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by dollabillz » Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:39 pm
oh shit!
i did not see that
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by n00less cluebie » Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:44 pm
dollabillz wrote:oh shit!
i did not see that
That one works better!

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by sasquatch » Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:59 pm
"El Toro miscalculates the weight of his impressive new longhorn design."
* Contains all ingredients necessary for caption success: Lux ancient history, anthropomorphic characters and playful ribbing
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by Mike » Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:43 am
I present the annoying alternative to Yoga for the ultimate in 'Auto-oral-flexibility'