Photo Caption Contest
Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:48 am
WELCOME TO THE LUXTOBERFEST PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST!
HOW IT WORKS:
It's really quite simple -- just come up with a fantabulous caption for the photos provided.
There are five rounds in the contest, and a new photo will be posted every four days.
(10/4, 10/8, 10/12, 10/16, 10/20.)
fter each round, a crackpot panel of judges (para, schroberts, and yours truly) will select the three best submissions and award these players points as follows:
1st place = 5 points.
2nd place = 3 points.
3rd place = 2 points.
RESULTS:
Photo 1 results:
Milltycoon – 5 POINTS - "You didn't build that!"
dollabillz – 3 POINTS - "They're called Mega Bloks, and without raising the debt ceiling we can't afford real Legooooooooo"
n00less clubie – 2 POINTS - "No B*tch! These are MY f*in' legos!"
Photo 2 results:
Drifter – 5 POINTS - "Let me get this straight... mbauer fluffs you every day?"
Plane crazy – 3 POINTS - "This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted a 'three way.'"
Mumps - 2 POINTS - "Duck, duck, meow."
Photo 3 results:
First place (5 points) Behemoth
“The last photo was called Two Birds with Sweet Pussy on Park Bench. I'm telling you Gladys, this contest is developing a filthy theme…”
Second place (3 points) miltycoon
"Two Old Bags Carrying Two...Rather New-Looking Bags"
Third place (2 points) plane crazy
So in September, I made this map-of-the-week with an apostrophe in the name......
Photo 4 results: (identical results to photo 3)
First place (5 points) Behemoth
I've got no business holding a bat, can't they see I'm a natural catcher.
Second place (3 points) miltycoon
"Is this gonna be a 4-seam fastball or a 2-seam fastball? Damnit. I should have studied more about seams."
Third place (2 points) plane crazy
I think that last pitch was a "split-seam" fastball.
Photo 5 results:
1st – 5 points: Symbiosis: "...and though he no longer carries a lunch box, "Alf" is still Governor Christie's favorite TV show."
2nd – 3 points: Miltycoon “Unlike ALF and lunchboxes, obese children will never go out of style in America.”
3rd – 2 points n00less cluebie: "'...but then my life turned around when I received my "three wolf moon" t-shirt on the following day' -Matthew Mcconaughey"
FINAL STANDINGS:
Milltycoon – 14 POINTS
Behemoth – 10 POINTS
plane crazy – 7 POINTS
Symbiosis – 5 POINTS
Drifter – 5 POINTS
dollabillz – 3 POINTS
n00less cluebie – 4 POINTS
Mumps – 2 POINTS
CONGRATS TO MILTYCOON FOR 1ST PLACE!
PHOTO #1
HOW IT WORKS:
It's really quite simple -- just come up with a fantabulous caption for the photos provided.
There are five rounds in the contest, and a new photo will be posted every four days.
(10/4, 10/8, 10/12, 10/16, 10/20.)
fter each round, a crackpot panel of judges (para, schroberts, and yours truly) will select the three best submissions and award these players points as follows:
1st place = 5 points.
2nd place = 3 points.
3rd place = 2 points.
RESULTS:
Photo 1 results:
Milltycoon – 5 POINTS - "You didn't build that!"
dollabillz – 3 POINTS - "They're called Mega Bloks, and without raising the debt ceiling we can't afford real Legooooooooo"
n00less clubie – 2 POINTS - "No B*tch! These are MY f*in' legos!"
Photo 2 results:
Drifter – 5 POINTS - "Let me get this straight... mbauer fluffs you every day?"
Plane crazy – 3 POINTS - "This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted a 'three way.'"
Mumps - 2 POINTS - "Duck, duck, meow."
Photo 3 results:
First place (5 points) Behemoth
“The last photo was called Two Birds with Sweet Pussy on Park Bench. I'm telling you Gladys, this contest is developing a filthy theme…”
Second place (3 points) miltycoon
"Two Old Bags Carrying Two...Rather New-Looking Bags"
Third place (2 points) plane crazy
So in September, I made this map-of-the-week with an apostrophe in the name......
Photo 4 results: (identical results to photo 3)
First place (5 points) Behemoth
I've got no business holding a bat, can't they see I'm a natural catcher.
Second place (3 points) miltycoon
"Is this gonna be a 4-seam fastball or a 2-seam fastball? Damnit. I should have studied more about seams."
Third place (2 points) plane crazy
I think that last pitch was a "split-seam" fastball.
Photo 5 results:
1st – 5 points: Symbiosis: "...and though he no longer carries a lunch box, "Alf" is still Governor Christie's favorite TV show."
2nd – 3 points: Miltycoon “Unlike ALF and lunchboxes, obese children will never go out of style in America.”
3rd – 2 points n00less cluebie: "'...but then my life turned around when I received my "three wolf moon" t-shirt on the following day' -Matthew Mcconaughey"
FINAL STANDINGS:
Milltycoon – 14 POINTS
Behemoth – 10 POINTS
plane crazy – 7 POINTS
Symbiosis – 5 POINTS
Drifter – 5 POINTS
dollabillz – 3 POINTS
n00less cluebie – 4 POINTS
Mumps – 2 POINTS
CONGRATS TO MILTYCOON FOR 1ST PLACE!
PHOTO #1