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Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:25 pm
by WhirlPlaid
Get that bug, squash it, grind it into a messy pulp. St00pid bug.

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:09 pm
by bod
Carfeul when you get up, my telescopic stick collapsed last week and look what the shock did to my hair.

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 5:00 pm
by n00less cluebie
"Yo bitch, How much for a 'teenth?"

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 6:24 pm
by General K
"...and then I told them my name is Mumps and I am 18 years old... they believed me... what a bunch of idiots!"

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 8:08 pm
by RogueMonk
"Do you have a breath mint?"

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 10:19 pm
by Kjos
... and then Bush said there were weapons of mass destruction! Hahaha!

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:03 pm
by Big Will E Style
I haven't gotten laid since the 60's!

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:33 am
by Mumps
General K wrote:"...and then I told them my name is Mumps and I am 16 years old... they believed me... what a bunch of idiots!"
:D

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:45 am
by Schroberts
General K wrote:"...and then I told them my name is Mumps and I am 7 years old... they believed me... what a bunch of idiots!"
:gah

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:02 pm
by plane crazy
So in September, I made this map-of-the-week with an apostrophe in the name......

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 3:38 pm
by WhirlPlaid
Schroberts wrote:
General K wrote:"...and then I told them my name is Mumps and I play from inside the womb ... they believed me... what a bunch of idiots!"
:hmm:

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:50 pm
by Symbiosis
"I think the cyclic control of this helicopter is broken"

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 7:42 pm
by Behemoth
The last photo was called Two Birds with Sweet Pussy on Park Bench. I'm telling you Gladice, this contest is developing a filthy theme.

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 10:42 pm
by Milltycoon
"Two Old Bags Carrying Two...Rather New-Looking Bags"

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 11:04 pm
by Symbiosis
Behemoth wrote:The last photo was called Two Birds with Sweet Pussy on Park Bench. I'm telling you Gladice, this contest is developing a filthy theme.
I thought that was the title of the current photo?

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:18 am
by Behemoth
Symbiosis wrote:
Behemoth wrote:The last photo was called Two Birds with Sweet Pussy on Park Bench. I'm telling you Gladice, this contest is developing a filthy theme.
I thought that was the title of the current photo?
"No, you're confused, Two Birds with Sweet Pussy on Park Bench was the title of the last photo, not this one"

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:04 am
by Dangerous Beans
""... Handses! ... Knife! ... String, or nothing. ""

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:05 pm
by Andrew23
judging for photo 3 is underway.

and now, to honor one of my favorite times of year,
PHOTO 4:

Image

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:24 pm
by bod
Hmm, that hemorroid cream really did the trick, no more sensation of pressure. Now if I can just slide first we can win this.

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:24 pm
by General K
"I hope the guy behind me didn't hear my fart"

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:28 pm
by Milltycoon
"Is this gonna be a 4-seam fastball or a 2-seam fastball? Damnit. I should have studied more about seams."

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:23 am
by Symbiosis
He said he was size 30, but he was 38

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:04 am
by Behemoth
I've got no business holding a bat, can't they see I'm a natural catcher.

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:00 am
by RogueMonk
"Meanwhile, the woman in red is keeping careful score."

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:29 pm
by plane crazy
I think that last pitch was a "split-seam" fastball.

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:06 pm
by Big Will E Style
"When you're sliding into first and you feel a little burst..."

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:13 pm
by WhirlPlaid
Do these pants make my butt look fat?

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:51 pm
by n00less cluebie
"...and as we can see, Number 38's girlfriend is a tease"

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:51 pm
by Big Will E Style
"And once again, Madison County Prison came prepared for this year's Annual Prison Softball Tournament"

Re: Photo Caption Contest

Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 5:05 am
by Dangerous Beans
" Eheheh... this photo will be a nice addition to our family Xmas letter, I know Orlando will love it! "