Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

[mnemosyne]

▉ Samuel99is back: stupid biohazard

[n00less cluebie]

▉ Samuel99is back: stupid biohazard

Ahhhh....but there IS NO EXCUSE for biohazard

[mnemosyne]

Game 1:

▉ George874: it locked on me
▉ George874: i couldnt place

Game 2:

▉ George874: it showed 4 cards in my box too
▉ George874: this game is bugged

[mnemosyne]

▉ Hall: how rediculous...shouldn't have wasted time writing that
▉ Conga: hehe . . .
✱ Hall was eliminated by soma in round 12 ✱
▉ soma: gg
Hall: I missed out on almost 300 guys cashed
Hall: working while playing

[GFips]

█ JSW: I have to survive
█ JSW: but I didnt realize u had 4 cards

[GFips]

█ RogueMonk: didn't mean to be in the game

[GFips]

Top-Excuse:

█ jelly: I'm shopi

[Symbiosis]

Sovereign royalty of excuses

[mnemosyne]

▉ upeng2005: rogue moved
▉ upeng2005: wow . . .
▉ RogueMonk: it was an accident

[mnemosyne]

after a brief hiatus, the excuse train is back! (all aboard! woo, woooooo!)

▉ PSU7685: stupu wouse
▉ PSU7685: mouse

[RogueMonk]

Meanwhile.....the forum software is updated...for all three users.

[GFips]

paul spieght: i fell asleep in front of lux last night, woke up with the no connection screen staring at me

[michelle]

it was years ago, but I remember it as clear as day

brb fucking ferrets

You have no idea how distracting they are!

[mnemosyne]

CET: the bot had two cards and I had 1
▉ lMarkus: sorry.. i had horse blinders on..

[Baden]

I am German. We are known for atrocities

[mnemosyne]

▉ George874: the phone rang just as my finger was on the place button,,,,,,,,,,,,, and it spooked me
▉ George874: lmao

[mnemosyne]

✱ TSK ran out of turn time! ✱
✱ TSK has exited ✱
✱ TSK is now being controlled by a computer AI: Pixie ✱
✱ TSK has joined ✱

▉ TSK: Game froze for me.
▉ TSK:

[3DA]

Just gonna frame this one for everyone in case y'all missed it.

I am German. We are known for atrocities

[mnemosyne]

▉ Toothpick Intel: Sorry, I was texting a cute lady!

[mnemosyne]

Landlord: sorry bad math

[mnemosyne]

RogueMonk: sound not working - didn't realize it was my turn....

[mnemosyne]

buy one, get one free day!

▉ upeng2005: POOH.. MISCLICK
landlord: thanks for the misclick
upeng2005: DIDNT MEAN TO DO THAT LAND

▉ CUFlea: oops
▉ CUFlea: i droped it

(better watch out for those pooh dropings!)

[mnemosyne]

▉ gypsymystyc: somehow i hit nemo istead of finishing my kill attempt
▉ gypsymystyc: that fucked me up a lil bit

[mnemosyne]

▉ Gyrhawk: sorry wife was texting me on my turn
▉ landlord: wife i can understand lol

[mnemosyne]

▉ Soloman Grundy: wtf was that
▉ RADAR: i dont know
▉ Soloman Grundy: radar why did u hit my men
▉ RADAR: my girlfriend comes in
▉ Soloman Grundy: whats his name

[mnemosyne]

▉ soma: sorry, doing laundry
◆◆◆◆ if only tsk was here to do the ironing, laments soma ◆◆◆◆
∞ soma sighs ∞

[mnemosyne]

▉ king size: aaaaaaaaaaa damn it
▉ king size: too slow with the fucking trackpad
▉ king size: gave it to naraku
✱ king size was eliminated by NarakU in round 13 ✱
king size: my mouse is broken

[mnemosyne]

▉ soma: look at that svelte monk move!
▉ RogueMonk: it was an accient
▉ RogueMonk: I tripped

♪♫ accients will happen ♪♫