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Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:04 am
by mnemosyne
Top 15+ Excuses of All-Time for Lux "Ooopsie" moves/moments:


15. Badenized!

14. "Allahu Akbahr [sic]" (Sheikh Djibouti aka Wizzo)

13. Just wanted to get the game moving (provided by TSK)

12. "Two half kills equal one whole kill." (George874)

11. It's all Dustin's fault.

10. Sorry, I wasn't reading chat.

9. Laaaaaaaag!

8. Sry, just needed a card.

7. OMG, I didn't see Madagascar!

6. "I wasn't trying to kill Centrico, just farm." (Lantern)

5. Sorry, was multitasking.

4. My finger slipped!

3. Diced!

2. Misclick!

and your #1 excuse of all time . . .

1. "I'm gonna gut you like a pig, boooooey" (Centrico)

Please add your favorite lux excuse below :-)

m

:catrun

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:13 am
by mnemosyne
16. ▉ Benzilla: so close; Sorry TSK (Benzilla 10/13/16)

and the follow up . . .

▉ Benzilla: not a strange move requiring an excuse :P

(edited to include the follow up)

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:14 am
by Centrico
"I am Centrico and I approve this message."

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:14 am
by mnemosyne
17. I had the numbers! :panic:

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:37 am
by mnemosyne
▉ Centrico: on phone with lil sister (10/13/16) :curtsey

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:38 am
by mnemosyne
✱ TSK has been inactive the past 2 rounds and is now bootable ✱
✱ TSK has exited ✱
✱ TSK is now being controlled by a computer AI: Pixie ✱

. . . ✱ TSK was eliminated by Centrico in round 4 ✱ :smt018


giving rise to the timeless . . . "i thought you were afk" :smt077

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:14 pm
by GFips
1. YOU TURTLED!

█ George874: o man
█ George874: turtles
█ George874: u really should not have turtled
█ George874: always turtles fisrt

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:25 pm
by hoodie
it was years ago, but I remember it as clear as day
michelle wrote:brb fucking ferrets

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:56 pm
by mnemosyne
soma: its takes 6 cards to double cash, zman [aka red beard the killer] (10/23/2016)
∞ TSK spanks! ∞
▉ TSK: lolololol
▉ Red Beard: i know. i did it in the wrong order.
▉ Red Beard: i even pre typed that :P
soma: ooo, that's totally making the list!

:wall:

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2016 2:17 pm
by Bean
sorry, i'm an asshole
sorry, was reading in the other window
sorry, i just hate you and wanted to kill you

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:56 am
by imapickle
From a game about 6 or 7 years ago. Various excuses in this one:


geek4ever: and nothing personal black... but your right I was just getting bored...
█ spence583: im going to give this to pink sorry imapickel but your record is too goof
█ imapickle: what?
✱ spence583 ran out of turn time! ✱
█ Pinkmetal: ?
█ Pinkmetal: why?
█ spence583: i need to go
█ Pinkmetal: ok
█ spence583: games your pink

"sorry imapickel but your record is too goof" is my favourite one.

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2016 4:03 pm
by n00less cluebie
I think we can all agree that imapickel *IS* too goof!
:dp :dp :dp :dp :dp :dp :dp :dp

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2016 8:11 pm
by Symbiosis
I mean if we're being honest I don't know if anyone here is below the goof limit...

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 10:01 pm
by Centrico
mnemosyne wrote: 1. Centrico: "I'm gonna gut you like a pig, boooooey"
mnemosyne wrote:▉ Centrico: on phone with lil sister (10/13/16) :curtsey
mnemosyne wrote:✱ TSK has been inactive the past 2 rounds and is now bootable ✱
✱ TSK has exited ✱
✱ TSK is now being controlled by a computer AI: Pixie ✱

. . . ✱ TSK was eliminated by Centrico in round 4 ✱ :smt018


giving rise to the timeless . . . "i thought you were afk" :smt077
I am really starting to feel famous ;)

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 9:17 pm
by n00less cluebie
"I thought we were playing Bods first"
@Bod #WhyarentthereHashtagsor@s

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2016 1:07 am
by mnemosyne
Centrico: i only saw red
Centrico: don't even remember killing you

:smt013

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2016 1:09 am
by mnemosyne
▉ Symbiosis: I misplaced

:smt049

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2016 1:46 am
by Centrico
▉ soma: i might win more games if kittie didn't walk across my keyboard all the time
▉ soma: it wasn't me, it was kitty!
▉ soma: baaaad kitty

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 5:43 pm
by mnemosyne
▉ GFips: sorry needed one card

:lincoln:

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 11:03 am
by sasquatch
I remember "my cat scratched me" and "my cat jumped on the keyboard" from the very early days of Lux. Can't recall which player used that excuse continually...

:jazz

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 2:49 pm
by Dangerous Beans
"Oops, I thought you were a bot."

and my favorite from my personal usage, "Sorry, misclicked."

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 3:11 pm
by plane crazy
PC's best excuses. if you get one of these, it's my best and it always works.

i can't eat pizza and play this game at the same time
my llama climbed on my keyboard
my mouse is fucked-up!
i need new glasses

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:27 pm
by Symbiosis
My go-to is "I am bad at this"

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 7:46 pm
by mnemosyne
▉ RogueMonk: forgot to card
▉ RogueMonk: lol

:panic:

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:07 pm
by n00less cluebie
plane crazy wrote:PC's best excuses. if you get one of these, it's my best and it always works.

i can't eat pizza and play this game at the same time
my llama climbed on my keyboard
my mouse is fucked-up!
i need new glasses
What do you mean *your* llama :llama :llama

The thirteenth amendment declared all llamas to be free.

#CamelidLivesMatter

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:46 pm
by mnemosyne
a twofer thursday . . .

▉ Red Beard: sorry, not paying 100% attention.

Red Beard: bad time to lag out

:torch:

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 2:59 pm
by plane crazy
Noodles, my Llama was free. Free Llama Wednesday at Walmart every September. Sorry you missed out.

:llama

No Llamas were harmed very bad during this announcment.

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 4:45 pm
by GFips
█ bean: it's not really me
█ bean: it's my ex Lover
█ bean: she sucks at this game
█ bean: i'm new
█ bean: i also cannot see very well because I have a red haze whenever i look at this map
✱ bean was eliminated by pofidik in round 9 ✱
bean: i was busy thinking of the wrong Thing

(5 points who can guess which map Bean was playing - all happened during one game ... )

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 11:25 pm
by mnemosyne
heeeeeeee's baaaaaack . . .

▉ Centrico: BAH
▉ Centrico: sorry...
▉ Centrico: battery died

:smt065

Re: Top 15+ Lux Excuses of All Time!

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2016 4:07 pm
by Centrico
mnemosyne wrote:heeeeeeee's baaaaaack . . .

▉ Centrico: BAH
▉ Centrico: sorry...
▉ Centrico: battery died

:smt065

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