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Post by Kef » Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:35 am

self-censorship due to stupidity

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Post by the tide » Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:42 am

What in the hell are you talking about Kef

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Post by el toro » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:17 am

do not question the thoughts of Kef his mind is like the wind.

peace.
brother el toro



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Post by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:21 am

el toro wrote: this message has been brought to you by the semi-holy church of Lux.

How does one become a memeber of either the semi-holy or the holy church of lux(if that exists)? Is there an anti-holy church of lux?

mbauer

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Post by Preacherman » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:24 am

One should not question that which one does not understand, grasshopper.

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Post by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:29 am

<>mbauer starts the anti-holy church of lux<>

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Post by Preacherman » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:34 am

The Church of Lux will not be phased by such threats until such a time as mbauer can make the holy sign in the forums. Behold :


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Post by the tide » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:34 am

the tide joins mbauer's dark side...countering the lux religous right cult

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Post by the tide » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:37 am

LOL, preach....8

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Post by Preacherman » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:39 am

Infidels :twisted:

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Post by el toro » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:52 am

don't make me open a can o' mighty smite.
repent from you anti-Lux ways.
be cleansed with coffee.

peace


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Post by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:19 pm

That symbol is not welcome in the anti-holy church of lux. In fact, when referencing that atrocious symbol, we of the accursed anti-holy church of Lux prefer to use this symbol

?

Becuase we, the real Luxers, question your symbol's true meaning.

I shall endure your smite and in return shall give forth 2 fold back. I say your ways are anti-Lux and you are disgrace to Lincoln.

<>mbauer and the Tide stand strong against the defamatory corrupt tyrants of the semi-holy church of Lux, then throws coffee in their faces<>

We will not be persecuted!!!!

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Post by dustin » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:45 pm

el toro wrote:be cleansed with coffee.
Blech! Coffee tastes yuckmo. None of that stuff here, please.

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Post by Kef » Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:19 pm

Preacherman wrote:Infidels :twisted:
8


Logo of us infidels

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Post by el toro » Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:43 pm

truly coffee is the nectar of the gods.
for it has been written: brb coffee.

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Post by Preacherman » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:16 pm

The holy order of the Church of Lux is the one true bastion - the ROCK if you will - of global Luxianity. Thus spaketh el toro and preach, for they needed a new stained glass window; and yay verily, it was so.

Kneel now and repent, bask in the glorious light of the holy symbol and be blessed, before el toro opens that can o' mighty smite (extra strength, lemon scented).

To ∞ INFINITY ∞...and beyond.



brb coffee©, fig®, duck® and Lincoln™ are copyright Church of Lux. All rights reserved. Shaddup Kef.

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Post by sasquatch » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:31 pm

Image

Brothers, can't you see the light?

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Post by Kef » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:44 pm

Preacherman wrote:The holy order of the Church of Lux is the one true bastion - the ROCK if you will - of global Luxianity. Thus spaketh el toro and preach, for they needed a new stained glass window; and yay verily, it was so.

Kneel now and repent, bask in the glorious light of the holy symbol and be blessed, before el toro opens that can o' mighty smite (extra strength, lemon scented).

To ? INFINITY ?...and beyond.



brb coffee©, fig®, duck® and Lincoln™ are copyright Church of Lux. All rights reserved. Shaddup Kef.
are you a jehova's witness?

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Post by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:44 pm

The anti-Holy Church of Lux will not stand idly by and let you copyright the almighty of all almighties, Lincoln, just for yourself. Lincoln would never allow such blasphemy and impiousness. You ignore his true teachings with your Orthodox ways, masked behind fancy talking. The semi-holy church of lux is on it's way out. The anti-holy church is growing in numbers each post and soon will crush you in a final devastating blow on the isles of Oz where your annihilation will be complete and you shall be cast into the depths of Lux Hell, FOREVER!!!

<>mbauer throws a rock through the semi-holy church of Lux's new stained glass window<>

Down with the sacriligous self-proclaimed demigods!!!


Behold the true Holy symbol of Lux



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Post by Kef » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:44 pm

amen brother!

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Post by el toro » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:53 pm

el toro gets out big o' can of smite for mb

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Post by Preacherman » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:55 pm

I count two, plus Kef. So...uhhm...two.

Meanwhile, the holy Church of Lux recruits the mighty SASQUATCH to the cause.

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Post by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:56 pm

So your members are louder...so what...ours are mightier


and we have 3 Me, Tide, and Kef

that's three vs three that we know of. I'm sure the anti-holy church of lux's following runs deep and strong

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Post by Kef » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:59 pm

yeah, and I have a custom title and all, that nobody has and all 8)

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Post by el toro » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:00 pm

"and we have 3 Me, Tide, and Kef "

and it was written:
and a moron, a drunk and a child shall lead the anti-church of lux

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Post by Kef » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:04 pm

who is who?

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Post by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:04 pm

el toro wrote:"and we have 3 Me, Tide, and Kef "

and it was written:
and a moron, a drunk and a child shall lead the anti-church of lux
Watch your mouth I'm a moderator!

And that was written many eons ago in a dead language, your orthodox translations are incorrect and ignorant.

Kef, if would please, translate chapter 5 verse 1 in the book of Lux which our asinine friend translated so horribly wrong

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Post by Kef » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:07 pm

En zij die in de Kerk van Lux geloven zullen branden in het hellevuur van Lux Hell in alle eeuwigheid

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Post by el toro » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:09 pm

oh i'm sorry....
it was ...a moron, a drunk and a spastic child...

thanks kef

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Post by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:14 pm

You silly blind fool el toro.

How can a so called follower of Lincoln not read the holy language correctly

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