The holy Church of Lux
ET what we need here in the forum is a tolerance. Not Ignorance! You Mock my church of reform... in return "I Fart in your General Direction, Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of Elder-berries"... MP, Holy Grail.el toro wrote:
brothers,
the little lamb L33t has gone astray. he has decided to join mike church of satanic penis mutilation. please lift him up in prayer. even though he hasn't used his wee willy winky yet, it seems sad for him to lose his little python.
oh... and don't forget the bake sale on saturday. Preacherman is bringing his famous tobacco and coffee cookies!
Lincoln ROCKS on!
brother toro
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I also think we need to start taking advantage of the Church of Lux's as yet untapped revenue possibilities...the $5 admissions just aren't covering expenses.
Plastic figures of Lincoln, maybe with a top hat with interchangeable 'beards of fury', and a can o mighty smite hidden under the top hat, along these lines:
http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/lf ... lfgod.html
We could sell special edition official Lux Ducks and get this guy to make them for us - goodness knows we have a vast collection of turds here he can use:
http://www.turdbirds.com
Finally, we of course need to set up some fig revenue sharing deal with this guy:
http://www.godhatesfigs.com/
Plastic figures of Lincoln, maybe with a top hat with interchangeable 'beards of fury', and a can o mighty smite hidden under the top hat, along these lines:
http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/lf ... lfgod.html
We could sell special edition official Lux Ducks and get this guy to make them for us - goodness knows we have a vast collection of turds here he can use:
http://www.turdbirds.com
Finally, we of course need to set up some fig revenue sharing deal with this guy:
http://www.godhatesfigs.com/
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I'm torn. I'm already a member here: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
Besides, it appears to be male only. I'm just glad I'm not the one to break it to Aqua.
Besides, it appears to be male only. I'm just glad I'm not the one to break it to Aqua.
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Damn can you get one of the "what would Jesus do" thongs even if your not a MEMBER........If so I would like to pre-order one please.pale kate wrote:I'm torn. I'm already a member here: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
Besides, it appears to be male only. I'm just glad I not the one to break it to Aqua.
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It's OK kate - you've convinced me to get in touch with my feminine side and embrace my "inner girl". Think of me as gender-transcendent from now on. Together we will fight the evils of male-dominated social structures, paint our nails, and go shopping.
That Landover Baptist site is the highlight of my month - I LOVE it. Thanks so much!
Preach - those ads are a friggin' riot, and the window (which would not load at school - go figure) made me laugh so hard it hurt (once I finally saw it).
All you luxers ROCK like LINCOLN.
That Landover Baptist site is the highlight of my month - I LOVE it. Thanks so much!
Preach - those ads are a friggin' riot, and the window (which would not load at school - go figure) made me laugh so hard it hurt (once I finally saw it).
All you luxers ROCK like LINCOLN.
Better let Monty Phyton comment this stuff:
"O Lord, please don't burn us.
Don't grill or toast Your flock.
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock.
Don't braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh, please don't lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat.
Don't fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick Thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat."
For secular recipes refer to Michelle!
"O Lord, please don't burn us.
Don't grill or toast Your flock.
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock.
Don't braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh, please don't lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat.
Don't fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick Thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat."
For secular recipes refer to Michelle!
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Glad you enjoyed the site. I'm glad you have come to terms with your inner girl. Letting men think they are dominating isn't a bad thing in controlled doses.AquaRegia wrote:It's OK kate - you've convinced me to get in touch with my feminine side and embrace my "inner girl". Think of me as gender-transcendent from now on. Together we will fight the evils of male-dominated social structures, paint our nails, and go shopping.
That Landover Baptist site is the highlight of my month - I LOVE it. Thanks so much!
Btw Michelle, the JC thongs ROCK so you need to order some. I'm also sporting a matching holy ghost bra.
Badden- loved the verse.
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shock wants to know where he can piss around here!
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∞ mbauer points to a dark corner opposite the 70s porn chest ∞shock-n-ya'll wrote: shock wants to know where he can piss around here!
∞ mbauer bestows upon BarStar the job of caretaker of the dark corner opposite the 70s porn chest ∞BarStar wrote:BarStar walks in church and kneels....
and asks for a job....polishing the Lincoln statue maybe?
YEAH a long title is great!
As <i> official caretaker of the dark corner opposite the 70s porn chest </i> I head there to check it out.....
Hey shock! ... get the hell out of here...NO PISSIN IN THE CHURCH!
good thing i'm not the piss boy....
God! look at this MESS!....shit, what did you drink! Empty your hump somewhere else..dammit.
PISS BOY!.....OH piss boy...piss boy!
Oh, by the way....i love my new lapel pin..
As <i> official caretaker of the dark corner opposite the 70s porn chest </i> I head there to check it out.....
Hey shock! ... get the hell out of here...NO PISSIN IN THE CHURCH!
good thing i'm not the piss boy....
God! look at this MESS!....shit, what did you drink! Empty your hump somewhere else..dammit.
PISS BOY!.....OH piss boy...piss boy!
Oh, by the way....i love my new lapel pin..
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god damit its dark in here... oh shit what was that... smells like shit... it is shit damit sombody turn on the light !!
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damit i think i got some on my suspenders oh man!!! that sucks
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