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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:35 am
by Kef
self-censorship due to stupidity

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:42 am
by the tide
What in the hell are you talking about Kef

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:17 am
by el toro
do not question the thoughts of Kef his mind is like the wind.

peace.
brother el toro



this message has been brought to you by the semi-holy church of Lux.
the veiws in this message are not endorsed in any way by the management of Lux. don't make me smite you with a plauge.

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:21 am
by mbauer
el toro wrote: this message has been brought to you by the semi-holy church of Lux.

How does one become a memeber of either the semi-holy or the holy church of lux(if that exists)? Is there an anti-holy church of lux?

mbauer

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:24 am
by Preacherman
One should not question that which one does not understand, grasshopper.

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:29 am
by mbauer
<>mbauer starts the anti-holy church of lux<>

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:34 am
by Preacherman
The Church of Lux will not be phased by such threats until such a time as mbauer can make the holy sign in the forums. Behold :


Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:34 am
by the tide
the tide joins mbauer's dark side...countering the lux religous right cult

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:37 am
by the tide
LOL, preach....8

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:39 am
by Preacherman
Infidels :twisted:

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:52 am
by el toro
don't make me open a can o' mighty smite.
repent from you anti-Lux ways.
be cleansed with coffee.

peace


this message has been brought to you by the semi-holy church of Lux.
the veiws in this message are not endorsed in any way by the management of Lux. don't make me smite you with a plauge.

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:19 pm
by mbauer
That symbol is not welcome in the anti-holy church of lux. In fact, when referencing that atrocious symbol, we of the accursed anti-holy church of Lux prefer to use this symbol

?

Becuase we, the real Luxers, question your symbol's true meaning.

I shall endure your smite and in return shall give forth 2 fold back. I say your ways are anti-Lux and you are disgrace to Lincoln.

<>mbauer and the Tide stand strong against the defamatory corrupt tyrants of the semi-holy church of Lux, then throws coffee in their faces<>

We will not be persecuted!!!!

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:45 pm
by dustin
el toro wrote:be cleansed with coffee.
Blech! Coffee tastes yuckmo. None of that stuff here, please.

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:19 pm
by Kef
Preacherman wrote:Infidels :twisted:
8


Logo of us infidels

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:43 pm
by el toro
truly coffee is the nectar of the gods.
for it has been written: brb coffee.

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:16 pm
by Preacherman
The holy order of the Church of Lux is the one true bastion - the ROCK if you will - of global Luxianity. Thus spaketh el toro and preach, for they needed a new stained glass window; and yay verily, it was so.

Kneel now and repent, bask in the glorious light of the holy symbol and be blessed, before el toro opens that can o' mighty smite (extra strength, lemon scented).

To ∞ INFINITY ∞...and beyond.



brb coffee©, fig®, duck® and Lincoln™ are copyright Church of Lux. All rights reserved. Shaddup Kef.

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:31 pm
by sasquatch
Image

Brothers, can't you see the light?

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:44 pm
by Kef
Preacherman wrote:The holy order of the Church of Lux is the one true bastion - the ROCK if you will - of global Luxianity. Thus spaketh el toro and preach, for they needed a new stained glass window; and yay verily, it was so.

Kneel now and repent, bask in the glorious light of the holy symbol and be blessed, before el toro opens that can o' mighty smite (extra strength, lemon scented).

To ? INFINITY ?...and beyond.



brb coffee©, fig®, duck® and Lincoln™ are copyright Church of Lux. All rights reserved. Shaddup Kef.
are you a jehova's witness?

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:44 pm
by mbauer
The anti-Holy Church of Lux will not stand idly by and let you copyright the almighty of all almighties, Lincoln, just for yourself. Lincoln would never allow such blasphemy and impiousness. You ignore his true teachings with your Orthodox ways, masked behind fancy talking. The semi-holy church of lux is on it's way out. The anti-holy church is growing in numbers each post and soon will crush you in a final devastating blow on the isles of Oz where your annihilation will be complete and you shall be cast into the depths of Lux Hell, FOREVER!!!

<>mbauer throws a rock through the semi-holy church of Lux's new stained glass window<>

Down with the sacriligous self-proclaimed demigods!!!


Behold the true Holy symbol of Lux



<>

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:44 pm
by Kef
amen brother!

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:53 pm
by el toro
el toro gets out big o' can of smite for mb

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:55 pm
by Preacherman
I count two, plus Kef. So...uhhm...two.

Meanwhile, the holy Church of Lux recruits the mighty SASQUATCH to the cause.

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:56 pm
by mbauer
So your members are louder...so what...ours are mightier


and we have 3 Me, Tide, and Kef

that's three vs three that we know of. I'm sure the anti-holy church of lux's following runs deep and strong

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:59 pm
by Kef
yeah, and I have a custom title and all, that nobody has and all 8)

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:00 pm
by el toro
"and we have 3 Me, Tide, and Kef "

and it was written:
and a moron, a drunk and a child shall lead the anti-church of lux

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:04 pm
by Kef
who is who?

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:04 pm
by mbauer
el toro wrote:"and we have 3 Me, Tide, and Kef "

and it was written:
and a moron, a drunk and a child shall lead the anti-church of lux
Watch your mouth I'm a moderator!

And that was written many eons ago in a dead language, your orthodox translations are incorrect and ignorant.

Kef, if would please, translate chapter 5 verse 1 in the book of Lux which our asinine friend translated so horribly wrong

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:07 pm
by Kef
En zij die in de Kerk van Lux geloven zullen branden in het hellevuur van Lux Hell in alle eeuwigheid

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:09 pm
by el toro
oh i'm sorry....
it was ...a moron, a drunk and a spastic child...

thanks kef

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:14 pm
by mbauer
You silly blind fool el toro.

How can a so called follower of Lincoln not read the holy language correctly