A challenge for the semi-holy church

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A challenge for the semi-holy church

Post by mbauer » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:11 pm

El Toro!

Clearly luxtopia is not big enough for 2 churchs. So to solve this dillema I challenge you to a duel on the fields of hex. Whoever loses must disband their church forever.

It's time for blood to settle this!


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Post by One Big Wave » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:12 pm

Hey MB, perhaps we could set up some kind of team lux

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Post by mbauer » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:14 pm

I'm for that...but I can only have one apprentice, and he's still recovering from his tattoo

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Post by One Big Wave » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:15 pm

try two on two, no bots, with toro and bar.

It also says alot, a church with two members....hmm more like a CULT :wink:

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Post by Kef » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:17 pm

mbauer wrote:I'm for that...but I can only have one apprentice, and he's still recovering from his tattoo
I'm willing to cover, anything to play a good hex game, and I want to bring el toro DOWN!

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Post by mbauer » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:24 pm

Kef wrote:
mbauer wrote:I'm for that...but I can only have one apprentice, and he's still recovering from his tattoo
I'm willing to cover, anything to play a good hex game, and I want to bring el toro DOWN!
Alright, and maybe I can get Snyper to suck it up and play even with his belly still stinging.


What do you say stewpid el toro?

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Post by el toro » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:36 pm

you are right st00pid mbauer, there is room for only one church, the anti-church is more of a click and there is only one true church, the semi-holy church of Lux.

so what is the deal...
me, barstar, muskie, michelle, sasquatch, preacherman, sidhe, pale kate, one big wave, SET, Tracker, Dustin, Lincoln, etc. etc. etc.
VS.
you, monkeyboy, and maybe snypereye?

ROTFL

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Post by mbauer » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:37 pm

you scared

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Post by el toro » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:38 pm

you st00pid?

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Post by Muskie » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:40 pm

ROFL :lol:

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Post by mbauer » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:42 pm

answer the question!? Do you accept or not!


and besides Preacherman is just a genectically altered cow now, pale kate is a memeber of the anti-holy church, Dustin is not a member of any church, Lincoln is just your false prophet and not really a member, muskie only has fins and can't play lux, sasquatch has fleas, one big wave is a flip flopper, michelle has a broken g5, Tracker is too busy with the Lux boy band to be a member of any church, sidhe's fishnet stockings are on too tight, and who cares about SET. So it's only you and BarStar

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Post by One Big Wave » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:47 pm

I'm no flip flopper, i was an insider, a spy

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Post by mbauer » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:47 pm

flip flopper! And to think I made you a specially designed red feathered boa!

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Post by One Big Wave » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:48 pm

Chicken boy, i need no boa. I wear my captains hat and a blazer, no boa, st00pid chicken boy

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Post by Kef » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:52 pm

mbauer wrote:So it's only you and BarStar
hell, even a 2 on 1 fight should be easy enough

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Post by the tide » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:54 pm

Try a musical approach in settling this church dispute.
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Post by Sidhe » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:54 pm

Chicken Boy...

PK is still a member in good standing at semi. In fact, she and I are hard at work replenishing the nun porn collection that mysteriously disappeared about 4 months ago.

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Post by One Big Wave » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:55 pm

banjo's arent gonna settle anything geezer. Besides, the members of the semi holy church have too many teeth to play the banjo effectively

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Post by Muskie » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:55 pm

Muskie guides in "tanker" full of hot sauce,,, aims at mbauer's house,,, oh my,, almost feel bad for that one,, hehehehehehehe,,, go El Toro and Barstar,, kick their "hot sauced" holes :twisted:

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Post by mbauer » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:58 pm

listen we're getting off topic here baout who is and who isn't a member of which church. The point is I'm calling stewpid el toro out and challenging him to a good old fashioned lux duel, hex style. If I lose I will gracefully disband the the anti-holy church.


Do you accept!? You can choose the time and I'll host it!

∞ mbauer loosens up Sidhe's fishnet stockings for her ∞

there you go toots, that looks much better

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Post by One Big Wave » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:59 pm

*One Big Wave smacks chicken boy with his cane* She is my ho now, hit the road chicken boy

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Post by the tide » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:00 pm

Or better yet....
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Post by Muskie » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:00 pm

Muskie swims thru sidhe's fish net stockings,, hi sidhe, ggrrr,, then swims deeep down to rock pile,, away from evil mb

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Post by mbauer » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:00 pm

If I'm such a chicken then why doesn't your stewpid beloved dictator accept my challenge?

And Sidhe would never let anyone call her a ho, she's better than that.

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Post by el toro » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:01 pm

st00pid mbauer wrote:answer the question!? Do you accept or not!
lies, lies, and more lies
i accept you are st00pid enough to believe that fate of all luxtopia could be decided on a battle of hex. for shame mb for shame.

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Post by One Big Wave » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:01 pm

Sidhe is my #1 ho chicken boy, ask her yourself. And toro isnt a dictator, and you still look like a chicken boy

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Post by mbauer » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:04 pm

I said I would gracefully disband my church if I lost. It seems you are too scared to accept the challenge!

Is this what you guys call a leader, this wuss, this chicken? Some bull he is.

Sidhe are you One Big Wave's #1 ho?

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Post by el toro » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:07 pm

st00pid mbauer,
how many times have you disbanded the church now?
why should i believe you?

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Post by mbauer » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:10 pm

I have never disbanded the church! It has been low on membership form time to time, but never disbanded. It has been laying in hiding at times, but never disbanded.

Why should you believe me? well I give you my word for 1, what else do you want from me.

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Post by el toro » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:54 pm

very well then. . . we shall talk it over with the bishops

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