A challenge for the semi-holy church

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Post by One Big Wave » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:43 pm

Dont trust the flyer, its a fake. Just like MB's "wife". MB a blow up sheep doesnt mean you have a wife!!!

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Post by Sidhe » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:44 pm

mbauer wrote:

...provide refunds for the inflated price of cheeseMartinis, give us the antidote for the cheesebeer side effects.
Cheesefigmartinis™ are expensive beacuse we had to pay Sasquatch for the several days of work he missed after taste testing the first few batches for us. Can't put a price on quality mb...

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Post by sasquatch » Tue Aug 09, 2005 2:27 pm

Sidhe wrote: Cheesefigmartinis™ are expensive beacuse we had to pay Sasquatch for the several days of work he missed after taste testing the first few batches for us. Can't put a price on quality mb...
Although it is quite true that I missed several days of work, the funds actually went towards replacement of my favorite pair of Armani slacks and new carpeting for the Semi-Holy hallway which leads to the less than Semi-Holy restroom. Lesson learned? Never go to the all-you-can-eat salad buffet before testing new cocktails.

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Post by SnyperEye » Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:15 pm

Sidhe wrote:
mbauer wrote:

...provide refunds for the inflated price of cheeseMartinis, give us the antidote for the cheesebeer side effects.
Cheesefigmartinis™ are expensive beacuse we had to pay Sasquatch for the several days of work he missed after taste testing the first few batches for us. Can't put a price on quality mb...
Speaking of inflated...Sidhe I think your left boob is now smaller than the right one. I wouldn't test those drinks anymore if I were you. The qaulity of those drinks are ruining the quality of you.

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Post by mbauer » Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:51 am

So today is the day of your demise, semi-holy church. Can you feel the sting in your belly? Are you ready to appoligize to me and all of luxtopia? Are you ready to dismantle your stinkin evil evil church?

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Post by el toro » Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:20 am

dance, chicken boy, dance.

for soon mbauer, you shall hang your head in shame.

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Post by mbauer » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:04 am

Are you sure Preacherman is gonna be there?

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Post by One Big Wave » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:23 am

Heathen no-believer chicken boy

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Post by mbauer » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:42 am

After tonight I will be accepting your appology. And be careful when you wash my boa it's very delicate

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Post by el toro » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:53 am

tonight 9pm central.
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Post by mbauer » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:58 am

eastern

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Post by Sidhe » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:00 pm

SnyperEye wrote:
Sidhe wrote:
mbauer wrote:

...provide refunds for the inflated price of cheeseMartinis, give us the antidote for the cheesebeer side effects.
Cheesefigmartinis™ are expensive beacuse we had to pay Sasquatch for the several days of work he missed after taste testing the first few batches for us. Can't put a price on quality mb...
Speaking of inflated...Sidhe I think your left boob is now smaller than the right one. I wouldn't test those drinks anymore if I were you. The qaulity of those drinks are ruining the quality of you.
You comment caused a slight panic Snyper but, luckily, there is a Emergency Deflation Protocol that has been in place since the purchase of the churches collection of inflatable *cough* mascots. Normally, mbauer would have been in charge of the level one response - thoroughly checking for leaks- but Blind Willie stepped in for him. As I suspected, there are no leaks. Obviously,the dill fumes are effecting your vision just like they did MB...

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Post by His Satanic Majesty » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:40 pm

Feeble mortal semi holy bastards...I have your ducky.
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Post by Elisaelli » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:49 pm

OMG!!! That's such a cute little ducky...aww...

i think my brain is scrambled...mmm eggs

WITH TOAST AND JELLY!!!


~clueless as usual~

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Post by One Big Wave » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:39 pm

Why are you wasting valuable time and forum space, spend your time more wisely by turning your tricks ho.

P.s. You might try stopping by MB's place, I heard he has been awful lonely since someone poked a hole in his inflatable sheep/fake wife.

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Post by BarStar » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:58 pm

I know a lot of people are quite keyed up for this challenge, but not me, I need someone to fill in for me...not too thrilled about playing quite frankly, heck i don't even like to play my own maps.

Would much rather watch than play hex...sorry boys.

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Post by His Satanic Majesty » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:22 pm

>>His Satanic Majesty exhales smoke from his rectum enveloping wave in ass smoke<<

Inhale my stink alter boy!

Anyway!....I cometh to this pleasant mortal posting board to tell these anti's of my latest capture...the sacred boa.

Lose your game tonight.....
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orlando gets boa

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Post by One Big Wave » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:28 pm

I would love to fill in for you bar, but i have never played hex before, would be much more comfortable playing on classic or deux.

and if the new guys ever blows ass smoke on me again, i will open up a can o' smite

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Post by sasquatch » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:30 pm

BarStar wrote:I know a lot of people are quite keyed up for this challenge, but not me, I need someone to fill in for me...not too thrilled about playing quite frankly, heck i don't even like to play my own maps.
A weakness of faith has opened up a vacancy in the ranks of the Semi-Holy defense... Too late to indoctrinate new recruits... There is only one long-haired, Semi-Holy man that can aid in the defense.... He said to only use the signal in times of crisis... The time of crisis has come...

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:smt103

Will Preacherman see the signal in time? Can the Semi-Holy Church of Lux win the battle one man down against impossible odds?
Stay tuned.....

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Post by One Big Wave » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:41 pm

Brother Sas, indeed I am unexperienced in the fields of Hex, but if you require one more as to not play a man down, I will be there. I would love to open a can o' smite on chicken boy and his sidekick 8)

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Post by BarStar » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:50 pm

Let OBW play for me.... I tried to play hex today many times, and i must say, not too fun for the BAR.

Just me i guess, sorry but thats the truth. I really tried to get into it for the battle but I couldn't, it figures st00pid chicken boy would pick a wonka map that I've never played...

I will be there to throw down some verbal abuse!

GO OBW, GO SEMI's!

and YEA!

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Post by One Big Wave » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:55 pm

why are we going along with chicken boy's map, way st00pid map. Classic is the standard map and what everyone knows how to play well.

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Post by His Satanic Majesty » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:58 pm

One Big Wave wrote:why are we going along with chicken boy's map.
Cause your not quite evil enough. Your semi-evil, your quasi-evil, your the margarine of evil, your the diet coke of evil, just one calorie, not "evil" enough
:smt077

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Post by One Big Wave » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:59 pm

WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU QUOTING AUSTIN POWERS

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Post by Preacherman » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:00 pm

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Let's Rock. 8)

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Post by BarStar » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:03 pm

Wow the semi signal worked! Now this is gonna be fun...

I'm starting to drink now!


and fucking YEA!

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Post by el toro » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:04 pm

i think i just heard mbauer shit a pickle

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Post by mbauer » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:11 pm

Preacherman wrote: Let's Rock. 8)

My fellow anti members! We have been given an unexpected blessing. For not only do we have the chance to once and for all destroy the semi-holy church, but now we can destroy their once great leader, the vial Preacherman! For it seems the VP of toro corp is too scared to face us on the fields of hex and they have had to call upon the genetically altered cow to fill in. They are not confident enough in their flip-flopping yes man that they have had to ask a hepher lover to take his place. HA!

Your time is near semi-holy church! You are taking your last breaths as we speak! Your ashes shall be scattered to the wind! Your leaders shall be drawn and quartered! Their heads shall be placed on spikes at the door of the anti-holy church!

Long live the antis

MUwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Post by el toro » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:26 pm

oh mb, glad you stopped by.
who is it that is playing for the so called anti's?
the boys in the lab are working on some custom smite.

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Post by Kef » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:41 pm

btw: 4 5 6 cards with no direct cash and 1 min turntime, ok for you?

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