El Toro vs. mbauer - The 1st LuxShoppe Showdown

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Post by Muskie » Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:27 pm

El Toro ROCKS,, like,,, :lol:

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Post by pale kate » Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:45 pm

I must admit the Llama Ninja is the shiznits.

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Post by mbauer » Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:53 pm

AquaRegia wrote: I don't care WHAT mbauer comes up with next - el toro WINS. "Get it?"
Thanks.....I wub you too Aqua

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Post by mbauer » Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:46 pm

Ok here's my last jab.

This is the rare 3 headed BarMusk Toro Llama found grazing on the fields of hex just outside Chicago. And that is his owner holding him.


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Post by orlando » Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:59 pm

mbauer wrote:Ok here's my last jab.

This is the rare BarMusk Toro Llama found grazing on the fields of hex just outside Chicago. And that is his owner holding him.

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you gotta love the face dustin's making

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Post by AquaRegia » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:31 pm

:smt044

That is indeed a worthy effort, brother mbauer. I take back my hasty judgement and await the final jab of your opponent.

P.S.: For future reference, they're actually funnier without the explanation.

P.P.S.: I note that you ignored THIS part - "Full props to mbauer for coming up with the idea; nicely done, old friend." Wub you, mb!

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Post by el toro » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:51 pm

mbauer wrote:Ok here's my last jab.

This is the rare 3 headed BarMusk Toro Llama found grazing on the fields of hex just outside Chicago. And that is his owner holding him.
well, i must say i am feeling a bit humbled by your last masterpiece.
wait a second did your "wife" help you with this?

never the less i am off to summon the power of adobe once again.
ommmmmmmmm.
ommmmmmmmm.
ommmmmmmmm.

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Post by fluffernuffer » Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:05 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yes! MB is back! Cold compress and all.

"You're a killin machine Rock!"

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Post by danmax » Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:54 am

It doesn't matter which of these worthy opponents is declared winner. Both are masters of the craft. Not only can they run the world's most complicated application (Photoshop) with obvious experience, but the humor and context are most excellent. Both are winners in my book, and have my utmost respect.

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Post by mbauer » Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:09 am

AquaRegia wrote: P.P.S.: I note that you ignored THIS part - "Full props to mbauer for coming up with the idea; nicely done, old friend." Wub you, mb!
yeah....and..... :wink:


el toro wrote:wait a second did your "wife" help you with this?

Have you ever seen a giant pickle use a mouse......needless to say it's not pretty.

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good comeback

Post by pale kate » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:20 am

Toro has his work cut out for him. :)

I agree.... the look on Dustin's face is priceless.

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Post by el toro » Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:45 pm

i see your three headed lama, and raise you three dalai lamas.

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Post by Arod » Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:59 pm

:smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

hall of fame, here we come

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Post by paranoiarodeo » Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:06 pm

Oh, I am soooo happy to have stumbled upon this thread just now ...

*wipes the tears from his eyes*

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Post by fluffernuffer » Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:07 pm

Holy crap! You've turned Barstar into Dick Cheney!

Is that Michelle as an angel...very funny.

Bulls are a nice touch.

My cards have it...

10-9
9-10
10-9

Split decision for NEW LUXSHOPPE CHAMPION...EL TORO!

Nice job.

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Post by michelle » Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:25 pm

very accurate of you to see me that way toro .......sweet

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Post by One Big Wave » Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:50 pm

Thats awesome El T, i have you ahead by a lot :D

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Post by pale kate » Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:31 pm

The rubber duck scepter...

:smt044

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Post by mbauer » Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:46 pm

Kick ass!

I expected nothing less than perfection from you.

Well done Toro. It's honour to be crushed by you and your powers of adobe.

∞ mbauer wraps the boa of shame around his neck and hangs his head ∞

Feel free to point and laugh.

So my fellow luxers, that's how the luxshoppe showdown works. I hope you guys like it and will try it yourself as it can be quite fun. But be wary you must have quite a thick skin if you fall behind or if your name is MB, but I hope that doesn't discourage anyone. And I hope Toro didn't set the bar too high.

Well QUASAR!!! its time for you draw this 1st luxshoppe showdown to a close and choose El Toro as the winner and then place his final masterpiece in the sillysoft art gallery

Thanks
MB

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Post by pale kate » Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:28 pm

Your idea rocked, mb!

Thanks guys... very funny. :wink:

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Post by fluffernuffer » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:14 pm

mbauer wrote:And I hope Toro didn't set the bar too high.
Bar? Someone say Bar?

I nominate Bar to take on ET next.

bar...bar...Bar...Bar...BAr...BAr...BAR!!....BAR!!!....BAR!!!!....BAR!!!!!...

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Post by AquaRegia » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:16 pm

I think they should all go in, not just the last one. In fact, I'm nominating this thread for the hall of fame right now.

Well done, both of you.

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Post by el toro » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:29 pm

mbauer wrote:Kick ass!

I expected nothing less than perfection from you.

Well done Toro. It's honour to be crushed by you and your powers of adobe.
oh ninja please... the rock is yours. you are the wind beneath my wings.
mbauer wrote: Feel free to point and laugh.
i laugh at that... you won the last round
mbauer wrote:So my fellow luxers, that's how the luxshoppe showdown works. I hope you guys like it and will try it yourself as it can be quite fun. But be wary you must have quite a thick skin if you fall behind or if your name is MB, but I hope that doesn't discourage anyone. And I hope Toro didn't set the bar too high.
join in. feel the wub that does not come from st00pid RAW.
mbauer wrote:Kick ass!
Well QUASAR!!! its time for you draw this 1st luxshoppe showdown to a close and choose El Toro as the winner and then place his final masterpiece in the sillysoft art gallery

Thanks
MB
i call upon the holy lord Lincoln to call this a tie.
amen
blessed be the name of mbauer in the halls of adobe.

peace,
brother toro

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Post by orlando » Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:22 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by dustin » Sat Aug 27, 2005 4:40 pm

I declare this LuxShoppe showdown a glorious success. For the winning entry I must select el toro's ducky monks, since I would prefer the <a href="http://sillysoft.net/art/">art gallery</a> to display a bull getting it on, rather then a hairy bare ass.

I'm adding this thread to the hall of fame. And here are all the entries for a fun filled recap:
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