el toro vs. jonnie.dee---LuxShoppe Showdown!

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Post by mbauer » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:56 am

AquaRegia wrote: Could we get a ruling on grammar?

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∞ mbauer once again consults with the other judges in silence ∞


ok! The ruling is....AQUAREGIA IS A JERK!


∞ the crowd goes wild with cheers of "and YEA" and "here hear" ∞

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Post by pale kate » Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:27 am

I proudly use Aqua's correcting services. :wink:

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Post by el toro » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:46 am

happy meal?
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Post by Arod » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:48 am

:smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

Oh man, thats priceless.

In my opinion, Jonnie.dee's first image had been the winner until now.
Nice work, toro.

/me sprays himself with weed b gon

And YES!™

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Post by One Big Wave » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:49 am

very nice toro :D

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Post by SET » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:50 am

CHEWTIES!!!

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Post by jOnNiE » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:53 am

:smt044 very nice!

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Post by microtonal » Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:16 pm

best of all the jabs so far, i think...

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Post by mbauer » Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:51 pm

If you didn't think McDonalds was disgusting before, you will now, as El Toro shows us just what that mystery meat really is. :shock:

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Post by el toro » Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:55 pm

mbauer wrote:If you didn't think McDonalds was disgusting before, you will now, as El Toro shows us just what that mystery meat really is. :shock:
LOL, soylent jonnie

nah, i really just lucked out because jonnie has a nugget shaped head.
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Post by mbauer » Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:58 pm

It's made out of people! peeeeoooople!

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Post by xanadu » Wed Aug 31, 2005 1:03 pm

Back after a few weeks away ... glad I made in time for the contest ....

And EWWW

But nice work Toro ... a clear favorite at this point.

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Post by jimski » Wed Aug 31, 2005 1:05 pm

el toro wrote:
nah, i really just lucked out because jonnie has a nugget shaped head.
:wink:
A double jab!

:smt065 :smt065

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Post by Sidhe » Wed Aug 31, 2005 1:37 pm

pale kate wrote:I proudly use Aqua's correcting services. :wink:
I also endorse Aqua's correcting services. There is nothing like a good edit...

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Post by fluffernuffer » Wed Aug 31, 2005 1:38 pm

:lol:

Man, remind me never to challenge El Toro.

Damn, he's good.

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Post by AquaRegia » Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:57 pm

pale kate wrote:I proudly use Aqua's correcting services. :wink:
Sidhe wrote:I also endorse Aqua's correcting services. There is nothing like a good edit...
∞ AquaRegia, official editor of the LuxVixens, pours mbauer a double shot of White-Out correction fluid and encourages him to drink up ∞

ROFL, toro. "I'm Lovin' It!" I look forward to jonnie's next work...

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Post by pale kate » Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:58 pm

Makes me hungry. Nice one toro. :smt044

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Post by BarStar » Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:08 pm

Oh boy did I laugh to myself when I saw Jonnie whipped out the Mickey D's...

Toro's account...!

I'm lovin it!

and YEA!

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Post by mbauer » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:39 am

Has jonnie been knocked out for the count or has he just reached a luxshoppe block?

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Post by jOnNiE » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:44 am

After the portrait sitting, Orlando introduces El Toro to Gunther and he instantly falls in love.

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This will probably gross out about.....well......99.9 percent of luxers, but it is the first thing that came to my head and i couldn't not do it. Believe me when I say i tried to stay away from this, but researching Orlando's posts kept pulling me back to it.

:smt044

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Post by jOnNiE » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:50 am

Has jonnie been knocked out for the count or has he just reached a luxshoppe block?
You speak to soon my friend. Although my time in the Luxshoppe has run it's course, i did spend as much time as I could creating things.

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Post by moe » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:50 am

MY EYESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by mbauer » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:15 am

And Jonnie bounces back. For his last jab he plays the gross out card once again. Will it be enough to tip the balance? Will his Eye Candy filters prove to be the deciding factor?

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Post by jOnNiE » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:19 am

lol, I did once again use a filter, noise on the tv screen. And yet is it gross, very very gross. I am a sick sick young man.

:smt104

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Post by microtonal » Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:05 pm

woo! yay! woo-yay!

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Post by jOnNiE » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:37 pm

woo yay, what is that? LOL

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Post by AquaRegia » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:40 pm

I have to admit, when I saw el toro's "lovin' it" ad, I thought the same thing:

"Is that Gunther?"

LOL

I think it's quite funny!

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Post by jOnNiE » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:45 pm

lol I am glad you caught that aqua

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Post by el toro » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:58 pm

jonnie's ibook

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Post by jOnNiE » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:05 pm

that is a good one el toro. :smt023

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