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Finish the Sentence

Post by mazza » Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:07 am

ok....dunno how this is going to go.....but....let's try.

I will begin by making a statement, the following person will complete my initial statement, then begin a new sentence for the following person to complete (have we done this before? who knows!!) So, here goes;

1. A World without Beer is like.......

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Post by n00less cluebie » Wed Sep 05, 2012 9:59 am

... a world without bread.*

2. A fool and his money . . .


* the history of beer and bread go together, as they were developed at about the same time....beer was just a very watery version of bread. . . .

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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:39 am

buys swampland in florida.

3. You can lead a Llama to water.....

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Post by jesterme » Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:04 pm

....but you cannot enter a code into an iPhone game.

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Post by Rhye » Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:37 pm

... at least you'll fail with the knowledge that you aren't a "Kleef" like Llux Llama.

Stuck between a rock and...

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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:53 pm

the river Kleef, where yiddish was said to have originated.

(Kleve (historically known in English as Cleves, Clèves in French and Kleef in Dutch), is a town in the Lower Rhine region of northwestern Germany near the Dutch border and the River Rhine. From the 11th century onwards, Kleve was capital of a county and later a duchy. Today, Kleve is the capital of the district of Kleve in the German state of North Rhine-Westphalia.)

and here is a nice idiom from the yiddish language JUST for rhye-

Ghey Kakken Offen Yam.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled game.

:smt013

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Post by mazza » Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:41 am

Llux Llama wrote:the river Kleef, where yiddish was said to have originated.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled game.

:smt013

as soon as the commercial break is over

(interesting choice of sentence Llama)

for my next one;


"i woke up in the morning with a..........."

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Post by The Silken Knot » Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:14 am

... yak, an unexplained tattoo, and a killer headache.


7. "May the Force..."

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Post by n00less cluebie » Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:35 am

... be equal to the mass times the acceleration

and since Mazza is too drunk to realize that LL's post was not part of the Game, and Rhye's previous sentence remains unanswered, I'll add:
Rhye wrote: Stuck between a rock and...
. . . a niece. (Those of you who drink Ouzo can figure that one out)

Those who cannot remember the past . . .

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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:38 am

cannot remember your birthday.

These were the best of times....

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Post by jesterme » Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:21 pm

and the worst of rhymes.

10. When life gives you lemons....

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Post by mazza » Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:02 pm

go out and buy oranges........



"life is like.............."

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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:20 pm

a bowl of lemons that some shmuck replaced with oranges so you can't make lemonade. And you really WANTED Lemonade.


12. A BIRD IN HAND....

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Post by WhirlPlaid » Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:41 pm

leaves your palm smelly...

The quick brown fox..

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Post by jesterme » Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:24 am

pooped out a bird that smelled terrible.

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Post by The Silken Knot » Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:42 pm

... six is a full house.

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Post by n00less cluebie » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:01 pm

.... Satisfaction!

Mazza drank sooooo much beer that. . . .

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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:53 pm

his "golden g-string" now plays a b flat.

How much chuck COULD a wood chuck chuck...

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Post by Kude » Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:02 pm

if Para was actually Elka.


Slow and steady...

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Post by Mumps » Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:22 pm

...will get you nowhere.

Time flies...

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Post by n00less cluebie » Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:25 pm

... Like the wind; fruit flies like bananas (my yearbook quote)

Back in MY day...

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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:56 pm

...that joke was actually considered funny!

Nowadays....

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Post by imapickle » Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:00 pm

... its all covered in flowers.


If only I had...

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Post by mazza » Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:35 pm

more brains than beer in my refridgerator......


"Jack of all trades........."

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Post by Mike » Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:32 pm

....compliments well the king, queen, and ace of all trades.


'Obviously you're not a...'

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Post by jesterme » Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:57 pm

rabbit because i don't see you eating a carrot."

27. When in Rome....

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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:17 am

....Be sure to fiddle while your dinner burns.

29. Do unto Others....

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Post by Rhye » Sat Sep 08, 2012 10:58 am

as they would do unto you.

"When I give food to the poor, the call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food..." (Hélder Câmara)

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Post by jesterme » Sat Sep 08, 2012 12:06 pm

Rhye wrote:as they would do unto you.

"When I give food to the poor, the call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food..." (Hélder Câmara)
I guess the game is over now.

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Post by Rhye » Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:07 pm

Shush clown, and finish the sentence! (In a creative way of course.)

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