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Post by *Manimal » Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:27 am

incorrect, silly n00.

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Post by n00less cluebie » Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:32 am

Can I make a joke here about you saw Kanye "through" some kind of violent fit?

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Post by Milltycoon » Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:36 am

2 truths and a lie.

1. I once put on a tuxedo and stood next to the outdoor line at the Tony Awards, and had friends of mine loudly ask me for an autograph as though I was someone famous from the theatre world, hoping that others in line wouldn't know enough to know I wasn't, and also seek my autograph.

2. I have never seen an episode of any of the five Star Trek TV series.

3. I was once arrested and detained in Scotland under suspicion of being a spy.

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Post by n00less cluebie » Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:22 am

Wait until *mani's truths are revealed millty; why don't you guess his lie first

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Post by Rhye » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:53 am

I'll end the *Mani one so that there's no confusion...

How about #2? It seems like the most normal one, therefore it may be a decoy.

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Post by *Manimal » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:53 am

Aye its #2. I did win that much money playing chess, but it was in Philly, not Las Vegas!

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Post by mud » Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:23 am

Since Rhye seems to have passed his turn I am going to guess Miltys number 2

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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:38 pm

I guess 3 on uncle milty.

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Post by hoodie » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:48 pm

I'm guessing #1 in case you all are gullible.

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Post by Drifter » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:32 pm

Well I guess... I'll go find Milty.

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Post by Milltycoon » Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:30 am

I forgot I had posted this.

The correct lie is #2. I have only seen a few episodes of the original series Star Trek (though all 6 Original Cast movies), and only saw 1 or 2 episodes of "Enterprise," but have seen most of the other 3 series in their entirety.

I was accused of being a spy when traveling from France to Scotland in 1994. The story itself is decidedly uninteresting, and I was released from "custody" after about 45 minutes and a few phone calls. I went to the Tony Awards line (not the actual awards show) in 2001, when I happened to be dressed in a tuxedo for another event in New York City earlier that day. I thought my plan was excellent, but it turns out that everyone in the line was also wearing a tux or an expensive suit, so I didn't stand out at all and no one thought I was famous.

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Post by mud » Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:01 pm

I had written a few good ones and couldn't decide so I combined them into groups one of 3 lies and two of 3 truths.

1) a. When I was in 1st year residency I was looking at a plain film xray of a mans pelvis with another resident and our attending. In the middle of the pelvis was the outline of a large carrot. My fellow resident asked "how did he swallow a whole carrot?" to which I replied "how did you get through medical school?"
b. I have known Bobak Ferdowsi (NASA Mohawk Guy) since childhood and he is one of my best friends. The night that the Curiosity rover landed on Mars I celebrated with him and a bunch of the others from the JPL team.
c. I have made 3,054 skydiving jumps in my lifetime.

2) a. I once took care of a patient who had a ball point pen shoved into each eye so all you could see was the stub sticking out of each eye. You could see where the points met near the back of the brain on the CT scan.
b. I have worked for several search and rescue teams, swam class 5 rapids at night time, fished dead bodies out of lakes, rappelled out of helicopters and taught rescue techniques to the Yosemite Park service.
c. The night my brother got married as I was falling asleep, I had a vision like I have never had before that someone had been hurt. About an hour later I had a call from my new sister in-law that my brother while at their honeymoon had jumped through a glass door and lacerated his legs. As he was uninsured I ended up sewing him up in a hotel at three in the morning.

3) a. I once took care of a patient on April fools days who was in labor and did not know she was pregnant. She was not obese and she had no known or obvious psychiatric history. She was very surprised to find out she would be a mother in a few hours.
b. Once while at nighttime cross country skiing in the High Sierras far from civilization I lacerated my eyebrow. After injecting myself with lidocaine using a mirror I made my friend who had never sutured anyone before practice on a torn piece of tape before he proceeded to sew me up.
c. When I was younger I bought train route maps and taught myself to freight train-hop. I took boxcars all over the Pacific North West.

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Post by Big Will E Style » Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:56 pm

I wanna say 3 but I'm going to go with 2

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Post by mud » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:15 pm

2) is true

a. This was a prison inmate, it was reported that he did this to himself which was possible because he was pretty crazy but more likely it was done to him since he had done some pretty notorious things. He came in awake and able to speak although his speech was slurred and he had trouble moving his limbs.

b. One of the things I did for a few things when I was 18-19

c. One of the craziest and maybe the only mystical experience I have ever had.

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Post by hoodie » Sun Apr 07, 2013 12:16 am

#1 is the lie.... you're totally a freight train hopper.

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Post by Milltycoon » Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:45 am

#1 is the lie(s).

I would have said #1 even if I hadn't known that #2 was true. No one would keep track of that number of attempts of anything over 3,000 (probably not over 1,000), unless it was their job to do so, and your job is obviously as a doctor.

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Post by mud » Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:25 am

number 1 is the lie.

a. happened to a friend of mine
b. is totally false
c. is around the number of jumps of another friend

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Post by hoodie » Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:49 am

lets get Rhye in here, he missed his earlier opportunity to do his truthing and lying.

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Post by 3DA » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:44 pm

This is a very cool thread! If I can come up with something vaguely interesting I'll most definitely post some.

Man - Mud's set is off the hook. That's amazing stuff, dude.

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Post by Rhye » Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:19 pm

Let someone else get their truths and lies in... I don't mind being skipped at all. 8)

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Post by hoodie » Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:25 pm

Then lets get some 3DA in there!

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Post by 3DA » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:39 am

Alright then.

01. I skateboarded through a parade for Prince Charles in front of Buckingham Palace.
02. I got busted @ Stonehenge trying to perform a ceremony in the middle of the circle.
03. I can trace my ancestry directly back to the ancient Saxon nobles of England.

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Post by The Silken Knot » Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:55 pm

Hmm. 1 is the lie.

Because Stonehenge arrests are usually about ingesting illicit substances, and that I can easily believe. And of course, 3DA is nothing if not noble, so 3's not a stretch. Maybe it's a trick... but I still say 1.

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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:04 pm

I say 2 is the lie. He got busted for possession BEFORE ever getting to stonehenge.

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Post by Schroberts » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:58 pm

I guess number 3, by default.

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Post by 3DA » Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:04 am

One of you is correct!

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Post by n00less cluebie » Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:12 am

/me disqualifies 3DA for not including a 3DA-Way into his set of statements.

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Post by Llama LluxaLlot » Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:32 am

who knows what a 3-way even MEANS to a clown. Noodles and 2 sturdy balloon animals?

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Post by 3DA » Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:42 pm

I shudder to think.

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Post by The Silken Knot » Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:14 pm

C'mon, you tease... 8)

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