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by Kef » Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:35 am
self-censorship due to stupidity
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by the tide » Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:42 am
What in the hell are you talking about Kef
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by el toro » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:17 am
do not question the thoughts of Kef his mind is like the wind.
peace.
brother el toro
this message has been brought to you by the semi-holy church of Lux.
the veiws in this message are not endorsed in any way by the management of Lux. don't make me smite you with a plauge.
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by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:21 am
el toro wrote:
this message has been brought to you by the semi-holy church of Lux.
How does one become a memeber of either the semi-holy or the holy church of lux(if that exists)? Is there an anti-holy church of lux?
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by Preacherman » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:24 am
One should not question that which one does not understand, grasshopper.
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by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:29 am
<>mbauer starts the anti-holy church of lux<>
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by Preacherman » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:34 am
The Church of Lux will not be phased by such threats until such a time as mbauer can make the holy sign in the forums. Behold :
∞
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by the tide » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:34 am
the tide joins mbauer's dark side...countering the lux religous right cult
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by the tide » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:37 am
LOL, preach....8
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by Preacherman » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:39 am
Infidels
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by el toro » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:52 am
don't make me open a can o' mighty smite.
repent from you anti-Lux ways.
be cleansed with coffee.
peace
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by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:19 pm
That symbol is not welcome in the anti-holy church of lux. In fact, when referencing that atrocious symbol, we of the accursed anti-holy church of Lux prefer to use this symbol
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Becuase we, the real Luxers, question your symbol's true meaning.
I shall endure your smite and in return shall give forth 2 fold back. I say your ways are anti-Lux and you are disgrace to Lincoln.
<>mbauer and the Tide stand strong against the defamatory corrupt tyrants of the semi-holy church of Lux, then throws coffee in their faces<>
We will not be persecuted!!!!
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by dustin » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:45 pm
el toro wrote:be cleansed with coffee.
Blech! Coffee tastes yuckmo. None of that stuff here, please.
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by Kef » Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:19 pm
Preacherman wrote:Infidels
8
Logo of us infidels
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by el toro » Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:43 pm
truly coffee is the nectar of the gods.
for it has been written: brb coffee.
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by Preacherman » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:16 pm
The holy order of the Church of Lux is the one true bastion - the ROCK if you will - of global Luxianity. Thus spaketh el toro and preach, for they needed a new stained glass window; and yay verily, it was so.
Kneel now and repent, bask in the glorious light of the holy symbol and be blessed, before el toro opens that can o' mighty smite (extra strength, lemon scented).
To ∞ INFINITY ∞...and beyond.
brb coffee©, fig®, duck® and Lincoln™ are copyright Church of Lux. All rights reserved. Shaddup Kef.
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by sasquatch » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:31 pm
Brothers, can't you see the light?
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by Kef » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:44 pm
Preacherman wrote:The holy order of the Church of Lux is the one true bastion - the ROCK if you will - of global Luxianity. Thus spaketh el toro and preach, for they needed a new stained glass window; and yay verily, it was so.
Kneel now and repent, bask in the glorious light of the holy symbol and be blessed, before el toro opens that can o' mighty smite (extra strength, lemon scented).
To ? INFINITY ?...and beyond.
brb coffee©, fig®, duck® and Lincoln™ are copyright Church of Lux. All rights reserved. Shaddup Kef.
are you a jehova's witness?
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by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:44 pm
The anti-Holy Church of Lux will not stand idly by and let you copyright the almighty of all almighties, Lincoln, just for yourself. Lincoln would never allow such blasphemy and impiousness. You ignore his true teachings with your Orthodox ways, masked behind fancy talking. The semi-holy church of lux is on it's way out. The anti-holy church is growing in numbers each post and soon will crush you in a final devastating blow on the isles of Oz where your annihilation will be complete and you shall be cast into the depths of Lux Hell, FOREVER!!!
<>mbauer throws a rock through the semi-holy church of Lux's new stained glass window<>
Down with the sacriligous self-proclaimed demigods!!!
Behold the true Holy symbol of Lux
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by Kef » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:44 pm
amen brother!
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by el toro » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:53 pm
el toro gets out big o' can of smite for mb
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by Preacherman » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:55 pm
I count two, plus Kef. So...uhhm...two.
Meanwhile, the holy Church of Lux recruits the mighty SASQUATCH to the cause.
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by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:56 pm
So your members are louder...so what...ours are mightier
and we have 3 Me, Tide, and Kef
that's three vs three that we know of. I'm sure the anti-holy church of lux's following runs deep and strong
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by Kef » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:59 pm
yeah, and I have a custom title and all, that nobody has and all
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by el toro » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:00 pm
"and we have 3 Me, Tide, and Kef "
and it was written:
and a moron, a drunk and a child shall lead the anti-church of lux
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by Kef » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:04 pm
who is who?
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by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:04 pm
el toro wrote:"and we have 3 Me, Tide, and Kef "
and it was written:
and a moron, a drunk and a child shall lead the anti-church of lux
Watch your mouth I'm a moderator!
And that was written many eons ago in a dead language, your orthodox translations are incorrect and ignorant.
Kef, if would please, translate chapter 5 verse 1 in the book of Lux which our asinine friend translated so horribly wrong
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by Kef » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:07 pm
En zij die in de Kerk van Lux geloven zullen branden in het hellevuur van Lux Hell in alle eeuwigheid
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by el toro » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:09 pm
oh i'm sorry....
it was ...a moron, a drunk and a spastic child...
thanks kef
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by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:14 pm
You silly blind fool el toro.
How can a so called follower of Lincoln not read the holy language correctly
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