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Post by Kef » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:16 pm

We demand a /anti-bless, a /bitchslap and a /anti-blessbitchslap command

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Post by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:17 pm

<> michelle sides with MB <>

We have recruited the Lux vixen the wonderful and sexy Michelle

that's four punks

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Post by Kef » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:18 pm

yeah! and we'll get shopi to side up with us as well, and pk, and all the rest

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Post by Preacherman » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:20 pm

∞ shakes head sadly ∞

Poor, irreverent fools...

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Post by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:23 pm

Your going down semi-holy church of Lux.

Lincoln will come for us and the true Luxers will be by his side in Lux Utopia while you heretics rot in Lux Hell

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Post by michelle » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:31 pm

mbauer wrote:<> michelle sides with MB <>

We have recruited the Lux vixen the wonderful and sexy Michelle

that's four punks
I didnt say that....

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Post by el toro » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:33 pm

again you are wrong, mb, or shall we say SATAN.

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Post by jimski » Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:37 pm

I consider myself a LUXnostic... I do not deny the existance of the great Lux creator but do not believe Lincoln can prove it.

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Post by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:08 pm

May I quote taken directly from a game with host Michelle on 12/1/04.

mbauer: Michelle, are you a semi or anti follower?
el toro: semi
mbauer: please don't coerce her el toro
el toro: I coerce the bitch if I want
mbauer: el toro this is why your church is wrong
el toro: Listen Michelle, you pick semi or I will smite thee
mbauer: El Toro please she is a lady
preacherman: semi
michelle: what should I be
el toro: anti smell like poo
preacherman: lol
mbauer: See how these semi fools just result to insults and name calling
preacherman: (indecipherable blabber that sounds like possessed psychotic ranting)
el toro: poo smell
Cyanshade: I will join you oh noble mbauer
michelle: hmmmmm
preacherman: Cyan you are a Motherf*#$@!
Cyanshade: Please Preach we are all civil here
preacherman: NEVER
michelle: I do dislike the semi-holy's teachings
preacherman: you bitch
michelle: well mb
el toro: you better choose semi or else
mbauer: Yes oh wise and wonderful michelle
Cyanshade: Michelle, anti is truly the correct choice
el toro: You shuttup Cyan you're an idiot monkey boy
Cyanshade: why do you act in such a manner el toro
el toro: because I am retarded
Cyanshade: one more time for the world : )
el toro: The world is ours and we shall rape and pillage
mbauer: never!!!!!!!
mbauer: <> I will fight for the forces of good against the evil semi-holy church of Lux
michelle: That is just wrong el toro
michelle: one way or the other
mbauer: Yes michelle you are correct el toro is wrong
preacherman: (blah blah blah some lie or something.)


<> michelle sides with MB <>


mbauer: yeah we got michelle
preacherman: I hate you michelle
el toro: me too, you suck michelle











This transcripted has not been altered in anyway except to lie blatantly about everything

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Post by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:19 pm

If you will notice by the edit trails there Preacherman edited my fine print to insinuate that I am a Liar, but who is the real Liar. The semi-holy church of Lux that's who

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Post by dustin » Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:23 pm

Now this is a thread that deserves to go for 5 pages!

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Post by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:26 pm

But does it deserve to be in the Hall of Fame

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Post by Preacherman » Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:26 pm

And notice, in the post above, he has to even edit the lies out of his OWN post!

The Church of Lux rests its case.

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Post by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:26 pm

why would I possibly want to edit my own post outside of fixing grammar you LIAR!!!!

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Post by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:28 pm

Besides it is far worse that you edited my post.

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Post by Preacherman » Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:32 pm

I will be posting the full Chat Log of the game which has for 2 hours now been going on, and which still goes on, and yay, which accompanies this topic; so that all may see clearly how mbauer did RENOUNCE his affinity with his so-called "church" (with only slight fig manipulation by brother toro) and did run screaming like a girl from the room.

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Post by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:34 pm

jimski wrote:I consider myself a LUXnostic... I do not deny the existance of the great Lux creator but do not believe Lincoln can prove it.
Lincoln is the great Lux creator. He has created all, even Dustin, so therefore is responsible for creating Lux. Lincoln surronds everything and binds it together. Lincoln is everywhere and can prove anything, especially the hypocrisy of the semi-holy Church of Lux

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Post by Kef » Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:37 pm

yeah, this is for the hall of fame =-

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Post by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:41 pm

Preacherman wrote:I will be posting the full Chat Log of the game which has for 2 hours now been going on, and which still goes on, and yay, which accompanies this topic; so that all may see clearly how mbauer did RENOUNCE his affinity with his so-called "church" (with only slight fig manipulation by brother toro) and did run screaming like a girl from the room.
I'm not afraid of your pitiful threats. I never renounced anything and so what if I run like a girl that proves nothing. This sexism will not stand. You claiming I renouced my teachings is yet another example of the semi-holy church lying and misleading the poor innocent souls of Luxdom.

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Post by Preacherman » Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:53 pm

At yet, mb, as you left the game last time...what word, what single word left your lips and reverberated around the auditorium of Luxness? That's right...in homage to your true deity, you uttered "FIGDOM!!!!"...

We need say no more.

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Post by Kef » Thu Dec 02, 2004 5:09 pm

go to a quack you stupid duck :roll: :p


I'm gettng kielhalled for this 'joke', no?

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Post by el toro » Thu Dec 02, 2004 5:41 pm

fear not breathern.

for the semi-holy church of lux shall dispatch our hairy angel, the sasquatch, to 81 degrees W, 30 degrees N with fresh coffee, a basket of figs and a blessed duck to find the lost soul known as mbauer. our missionary will return the little lost lamb back to the flock. we will rejoice as a family again in the arms of Father Lincoln and the Mother Church. God speed sasquatch, may saint dustin guide you on your way.

amen and amen.



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Post by Preacherman » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:35 pm

Alas, brother toro, I fear still for the soul of his small simian companion. For lo, he hast spammed, and in doing so spread did he not spread the vile word of his blasphemous master, and falsely translate sacred scripture into gobbledygook...?







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Post by el toro » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:48 pm

your words ring true, brother preacherman, the infidel mb, has lead the young monkey boy astray. i am sure he was shown something shiny and became confused.

hear us now Kef.
REPENT and spam no more.

i'm sure that once the tide sobers-up he will see the light as well.




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Post by dustin » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:08 pm

mbauer wrote:Lincoln is the great Lux creator. He has created all, even Dustin...
Hey! Lincoln didn't create me, I'm Canadian!

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Post by sasquatch » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:31 pm

Hi All,
Yes, I have failed on my mission. Please forgive me. The figs and duck were too tempting so I consumed them in the car on the way to the coordinates. Actually, I consumed them in the driveway before I started my car. The coffee was the perfect after dinner beverage so I slugged it down as I left town. I did find MB, but he must have slipped out of the bungie straps I used to attach him to the roof of my Oldsmobile. I am guessing he is somewhere around Gallup or maybe Sante Fe. I was playing the stereo pretty loud so I didn't notice he was gone until Trinidad. He's one tough monkey so I am sure he is fine. Can I have some more figs, duck & coffee?

Please forgive me,
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Post by Preacherman » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:43 pm

∞ preacherman blesses sasquatch ∞

For turning to page 23 in the holy Wiki, do we not read, and I quote : Is not he who hath tried and failed, a more pious soul than he who cannot even stay attached to the roof of a car on a bungie cord, even if he is hairier than the average angel? Indeed we do.

El toro - another plate of figs and a fresh mallard for our brother sasquatch! I'll put fresh coffee on.






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Post by Preacherman » Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:05 pm

∞ preacherman blesses rob ∞

And behold, brother rob did also make the holy sign, and was welcomed into the arms of the one true church. Figs, duck, and coffee on the left, nudie mags on the right. Brother toro will be back shortly with more goodies.

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Post by mbauer » Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:11 pm

Dustin, Lincoln created Canada too, so yes you were created by Lincoln, don't argue with the truth.

Sasquatch that wasn't me, that was the decoy clone MB whom was coated with grease and starved for a month so as to make him extra slippery and ravenous. So you really failed miserably as did your masters, the evil semi-holy Church of Lux.

Preacherman, I did not utter such a word as Figdom, you should get your ducks in a row before you spread such vial lies.

El Toro before you call me and infidel, yee must look in thy own mirror to see the true infidel standing behind thee: Preacherman. I petition for your soul to join me on my quest to create the true Church of Lux, for I see in your heart that you have good in you yet, all hope is not lost. You are brainwashed by the pagan Preach and his hairy bouncer known merely as Sas. Together we can destroy the semi-holy church and free Luxdom from its authoritarian rule. We will create a New Church and a new Luxtopia ruled with fairness and true devotion to the Majestic Lincoln, staying true to his teachings and forever spreading his gospel. If you join me no longer will you have to suffer the Orthodox tradition of inserting Figs, you will not be second fiddle to the Dictator Preach, and you will escape having to spend eternity in Lux Hell. As a gift and a symbol of goodwill I present thee with my prized posession, my rock shaped like Joseph the Father of Christ.


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