A challenge for the semi-holy church
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to the villain mbauer:
let it be known that the holy order of the brotherhood of the semi-holy church of Lux will no longer stand for your booth loving ways. the crusade for the end of the anti-church has begun, and the bishops of Lincoln will meet you on the field of battle. indeed we have opened up a can of smite and are ready with holy smacking ducks. name the time and place you wish to face the holy brotherhood of BarStar, Sasquatch, El Toro and special guest Preacherman
let it be known that the holy order of the brotherhood of the semi-holy church of Lux will no longer stand for your booth loving ways. the crusade for the end of the anti-church has begun, and the bishops of Lincoln will meet you on the field of battle. indeed we have opened up a can of smite and are ready with holy smacking ducks. name the time and place you wish to face the holy brotherhood of BarStar, Sasquatch, El Toro and special guest Preacherman
The die is cast! This great schism shall let forth a thunderclap so loud that every luxer in luxtopia shall hear it's ringing in their ears for days to come! The blood spilt will turn the rivers of luxtopia a bright red!el toro wrote: to the villain mbauer:
let it be known that the holy order of the brotherhood of the semi-holy church of Lux will no longer stand for your booth loving ways. the crusade for the end of the anti-church has begun, and the bishops of Lincoln will meet you on the field of battle. indeed we have opened up a can of smite and are ready with holy smacking ducks. name the time and place you wish to face the holy brotherhood of BarStar, Sasquatch, El Toro and special guest Preacherman
So be it! I propose the battle be held at my place (the anti-holy church or lux) at 9:00pm Eastern time on Wed Aug. 10 (that's tommorrow).
Barstar voiced complaints about the map selection, however we cannot choose a map either he or I have made since there would be an obvious unfair advantage. And I hate Classic, so if Hex is not good enough I'm open to suggestion for an alternative.
As for my team, I know Kef voiced earlier that he would like to fight along side the anti faction. I see Mike and Smedz also would like to help me dismantle the evil semi-holy church. But of course my protegé snyperEye would get first dibs, but I know he was complaining yesterday about some sort of infection...so unless he voices otherwise.
My team will consist of the first 2 who arrive among Kef, Mike, Smedz, and SnyperEye.
Before I sign my name on this contract the semi-holy church must first agree that if they lose, then they will dismantle their church brick by brick. I have agreed to do the same if I lose. Do you agree?
Any objections?
∞ mbauer rubs his eyes in frustration ∞Kef wrote:when and where?
If that time isn't good for everyone I'm willing to change it, for the battle must be waged ASAP.mbauer wrote:So be it! I propose the battle be held at my place (the anti-holy church or lux) at 9:00pm Eastern time on Wed Aug. 10 (that's tommorrow).
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MB,
You got to pick the battlefield for this match to defend your new organization (what's it called again?). If you lose, you must cease all of your futile opposition to the Semi-Holy Church of Lux way. If your weak legions manage to squeak out the victory, then we rematch on the board of OUR choice for the Grand Defense of the Semi-Holy Kingdom. Since you have chosen Hex for your defensive battle, it would be fitting for us to rematch on one of your maps (if it comes to that).
I see puddles of pickle juice in your future
Sasquatch
You got to pick the battlefield for this match to defend your new organization (what's it called again?). If you lose, you must cease all of your futile opposition to the Semi-Holy Church of Lux way. If your weak legions manage to squeak out the victory, then we rematch on the board of OUR choice for the Grand Defense of the Semi-Holy Kingdom. Since you have chosen Hex for your defensive battle, it would be fitting for us to rematch on one of your maps (if it comes to that).
I see puddles of pickle juice in your future
Sasquatch
I have confidence in my followers. If I were you I'd be concerned to be playing with a flea ridden ball of hair, a genetically altered cow, and dude with a bull horn up his arse
You say Preacherman will be hosting!? You mean the genetically altered cow?! I'll believe when I see it. So the time is good?
Also, you must first agree to the terms...the losing church ceases to exist. Do you accept
You say Preacherman will be hosting!? You mean the genetically altered cow?! I'll believe when I see it. So the time is good?
Also, you must first agree to the terms...the losing church ceases to exist. Do you accept
You mean to tell me that you semi-bastards get a second chance, but I don't. No sir I don't think so. One battle decides it all, for the fate of luxtopia. If you're too scared to settle this on the fields of hex, then by all means propose a different map.sasquatch wrote:MB,
You got to pick the battlefield for this match to defend your new organization (what's it called again?). If you lose, you must cease all of your futile opposition to the Semi-Holy Church of Lux way. If your weak legions manage to squeak out the victory, then we rematch on the board of OUR choice for the Grand Defense of the Semi-Holy Kingdom. Since you have chosen Hex for your defensive battle, it would be fitting for us to rematch on one of your maps (if it comes to that).
I see puddles of pickle juice in your future
Sasquatch
yes I noticed that as well. the chickens are shaking in their boots. The dawn of a new age is upon us.SnyperEye wrote:I see the Semi-Holy Church is quite worried about their fate if they are wanting a rematch if they loose. Victory will be ours
You seem to be suffering from the side effects of cheesebeer. I know you accept the challenge I want you to now accept the terms. I you want to put your acceptance of the terms in writing. I want to hear you sayEl Toro wrote:geeze, mb it think you have some gravy in your brain. yes, the holy brotherhood of the semi-holy church of Lux accepts your pitiful challenge.
"If the semi-holy church loses this battle, then the semi-holy church will dismantle and cease to exist forever"
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We'll stock you up on some Dingleberry Ice Cream.sasquatch wrote:I accept these all-or-nothing terms... But yet another public apology will be required from MB upon his defeat... and an essay of no less than 500 words about the topic "The Path of the Wayward Leads to the Halls of the Damned"... and the winner gets ice cream!
Sasquatch
sasquatch wrote:I accept these all-or-nothing terms... But yet another public apology will be required from MB upon his defeat... and an essay of no less than 500 words about the topic "The Path of the Wayward Leads to the Halls of the Damned"... and the winner gets ice cream!
Sasquatch
Alright! 500 words is a lot but I'lll accept.
And if you semi-bastards lose then they must also appoligize to luxtopia for all your evil doings, provide refunds for the inflated price of cheeseMartinis, give us the antidote for the cheesebeer side effects...And be forced to wash my boa whenever it gets dirty...And admit that it is in fact a blessing/stripper POLE and not a peg.
I'll provide a quart of a special Ice Cream that we have been working on at the anti-holy church...it has an aphrodisiac in it
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