A challenge for the semi-holy church
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Cheesefigmartinis™ are expensive beacuse we had to pay Sasquatch for the several days of work he missed after taste testing the first few batches for us. Can't put a price on quality mb...mbauer wrote:
...provide refunds for the inflated price of cheeseMartinis, give us the antidote for the cheesebeer side effects.
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Although it is quite true that I missed several days of work, the funds actually went towards replacement of my favorite pair of Armani slacks and new carpeting for the Semi-Holy hallway which leads to the less than Semi-Holy restroom. Lesson learned? Never go to the all-you-can-eat salad buffet before testing new cocktails.Sidhe wrote: Cheesefigmartinis™ are expensive beacuse we had to pay Sasquatch for the several days of work he missed after taste testing the first few batches for us. Can't put a price on quality mb...
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Speaking of inflated...Sidhe I think your left boob is now smaller than the right one. I wouldn't test those drinks anymore if I were you. The qaulity of those drinks are ruining the quality of you.Sidhe wrote:Cheesefigmartinis™ are expensive beacuse we had to pay Sasquatch for the several days of work he missed after taste testing the first few batches for us. Can't put a price on quality mb...mbauer wrote:
...provide refunds for the inflated price of cheeseMartinis, give us the antidote for the cheesebeer side effects.
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You comment caused a slight panic Snyper but, luckily, there is a Emergency Deflation Protocol that has been in place since the purchase of the churches collection of inflatable *cough* mascots. Normally, mbauer would have been in charge of the level one response - thoroughly checking for leaks- but Blind Willie stepped in for him. As I suspected, there are no leaks. Obviously,the dill fumes are effecting your vision just like they did MB...SnyperEye wrote:Speaking of inflated...Sidhe I think your left boob is now smaller than the right one. I wouldn't test those drinks anymore if I were you. The qaulity of those drinks are ruining the quality of you.Sidhe wrote:Cheesefigmartinis™ are expensive beacuse we had to pay Sasquatch for the several days of work he missed after taste testing the first few batches for us. Can't put a price on quality mb...mbauer wrote:
...provide refunds for the inflated price of cheeseMartinis, give us the antidote for the cheesebeer side effects.
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A weakness of faith has opened up a vacancy in the ranks of the Semi-Holy defense... Too late to indoctrinate new recruits... There is only one long-haired, Semi-Holy man that can aid in the defense.... He said to only use the signal in times of crisis... The time of crisis has come...BarStar wrote:I know a lot of people are quite keyed up for this challenge, but not me, I need someone to fill in for me...not too thrilled about playing quite frankly, heck i don't even like to play my own maps.
Will Preacherman see the signal in time? Can the Semi-Holy Church of Lux win the battle one man down against impossible odds?
Stay tuned.....
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Let OBW play for me.... I tried to play hex today many times, and i must say, not too fun for the BAR.
Just me i guess, sorry but thats the truth. I really tried to get into it for the battle but I couldn't, it figures st00pid chicken boy would pick a wonka map that I've never played...
I will be there to throw down some verbal abuse!
GO OBW, GO SEMI's!
and YEA!
Just me i guess, sorry but thats the truth. I really tried to get into it for the battle but I couldn't, it figures st00pid chicken boy would pick a wonka map that I've never played...
I will be there to throw down some verbal abuse!
GO OBW, GO SEMI's!
and YEA!
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Preacherman wrote: Let's Rock.
My fellow anti members! We have been given an unexpected blessing. For not only do we have the chance to once and for all destroy the semi-holy church, but now we can destroy their once great leader, the vial Preacherman! For it seems the VP of toro corp is too scared to face us on the fields of hex and they have had to call upon the genetically altered cow to fill in. They are not confident enough in their flip-flopping yes man that they have had to ask a hepher lover to take his place. HA!
Your time is near semi-holy church! You are taking your last breaths as we speak! Your ashes shall be scattered to the wind! Your leaders shall be drawn and quartered! Their heads shall be placed on spikes at the door of the anti-holy church!
Long live the antis
MUwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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