Photo Caption Contest
Photo Caption Contest
WELCOME TO THE LUXTOBERFEST PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST!
HOW IT WORKS:
It's really quite simple -- just come up with a fantabulous caption for the photos provided.
There are five rounds in the contest, and a new photo will be posted every four days.
(10/4, 10/8, 10/12, 10/16, 10/20.)
fter each round, a crackpot panel of judges (para, schroberts, and yours truly) will select the three best submissions and award these players points as follows:
1st place = 5 points.
2nd place = 3 points.
3rd place = 2 points.
RESULTS:
Photo 1 results:
Milltycoon – 5 POINTS - "You didn't build that!"
dollabillz – 3 POINTS - "They're called Mega Bloks, and without raising the debt ceiling we can't afford real Legooooooooo"
n00less clubie – 2 POINTS - "No B*tch! These are MY f*in' legos!"
Photo 2 results:
Drifter – 5 POINTS - "Let me get this straight... mbauer fluffs you every day?"
Plane crazy – 3 POINTS - "This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted a 'three way.'"
Mumps - 2 POINTS - "Duck, duck, meow."
Photo 3 results:
First place (5 points) Behemoth
“The last photo was called Two Birds with Sweet Pussy on Park Bench. I'm telling you Gladys, this contest is developing a filthy theme…”
Second place (3 points) miltycoon
"Two Old Bags Carrying Two...Rather New-Looking Bags"
Third place (2 points) plane crazy
So in September, I made this map-of-the-week with an apostrophe in the name......
Photo 4 results: (identical results to photo 3)
First place (5 points) Behemoth
I've got no business holding a bat, can't they see I'm a natural catcher.
Second place (3 points) miltycoon
"Is this gonna be a 4-seam fastball or a 2-seam fastball? Damnit. I should have studied more about seams."
Third place (2 points) plane crazy
I think that last pitch was a "split-seam" fastball.
Photo 5 results:
1st – 5 points: Symbiosis: "...and though he no longer carries a lunch box, "Alf" is still Governor Christie's favorite TV show."
2nd – 3 points: Miltycoon “Unlike ALF and lunchboxes, obese children will never go out of style in America.”
3rd – 2 points n00less cluebie: "'...but then my life turned around when I received my "three wolf moon" t-shirt on the following day' -Matthew Mcconaughey"
FINAL STANDINGS:
Milltycoon – 14 POINTS
Behemoth – 10 POINTS
plane crazy – 7 POINTS
Symbiosis – 5 POINTS
Drifter – 5 POINTS
dollabillz – 3 POINTS
n00less cluebie – 4 POINTS
Mumps – 2 POINTS
CONGRATS TO MILTYCOON FOR 1ST PLACE!
PHOTO #1
HOW IT WORKS:
It's really quite simple -- just come up with a fantabulous caption for the photos provided.
There are five rounds in the contest, and a new photo will be posted every four days.
(10/4, 10/8, 10/12, 10/16, 10/20.)
fter each round, a crackpot panel of judges (para, schroberts, and yours truly) will select the three best submissions and award these players points as follows:
1st place = 5 points.
2nd place = 3 points.
3rd place = 2 points.
RESULTS:
Photo 1 results:
Milltycoon – 5 POINTS - "You didn't build that!"
dollabillz – 3 POINTS - "They're called Mega Bloks, and without raising the debt ceiling we can't afford real Legooooooooo"
n00less clubie – 2 POINTS - "No B*tch! These are MY f*in' legos!"
Photo 2 results:
Drifter – 5 POINTS - "Let me get this straight... mbauer fluffs you every day?"
Plane crazy – 3 POINTS - "This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted a 'three way.'"
Mumps - 2 POINTS - "Duck, duck, meow."
Photo 3 results:
First place (5 points) Behemoth
“The last photo was called Two Birds with Sweet Pussy on Park Bench. I'm telling you Gladys, this contest is developing a filthy theme…”
Second place (3 points) miltycoon
"Two Old Bags Carrying Two...Rather New-Looking Bags"
Third place (2 points) plane crazy
So in September, I made this map-of-the-week with an apostrophe in the name......
Photo 4 results: (identical results to photo 3)
First place (5 points) Behemoth
I've got no business holding a bat, can't they see I'm a natural catcher.
Second place (3 points) miltycoon
"Is this gonna be a 4-seam fastball or a 2-seam fastball? Damnit. I should have studied more about seams."
Third place (2 points) plane crazy
I think that last pitch was a "split-seam" fastball.
Photo 5 results:
1st – 5 points: Symbiosis: "...and though he no longer carries a lunch box, "Alf" is still Governor Christie's favorite TV show."
2nd – 3 points: Miltycoon “Unlike ALF and lunchboxes, obese children will never go out of style in America.”
3rd – 2 points n00less cluebie: "'...but then my life turned around when I received my "three wolf moon" t-shirt on the following day' -Matthew Mcconaughey"
FINAL STANDINGS:
Milltycoon – 14 POINTS
Behemoth – 10 POINTS
plane crazy – 7 POINTS
Symbiosis – 5 POINTS
Drifter – 5 POINTS
dollabillz – 3 POINTS
n00less cluebie – 4 POINTS
Mumps – 2 POINTS
CONGRATS TO MILTYCOON FOR 1ST PLACE!
PHOTO #1
Last edited by paranoiarodeo on Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:36 pm, edited 4 times in total.
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No B*tch! These are MY f*in' legos!
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Re: LUXTOBERFEST PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST
Well, since our congress has shut down our government, I'd love to build lego towers with you.
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Does my breath smell?
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And you thought the government shutdown was scary!
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They're called Mega Bloks, and without raising the debt ceiling we can't afford real Legooooooooo
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(lol)dollabillz wrote:They're called Mega Bloks, and without raising the debt ceiling we can't afford real Legooooooooo
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"You didn't build that!" Oh, wait, those are the Republican talking points again. I'm so used to enabling them, I, heh, forgot which side I was supposed to be on.
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BOOM!Milltycoon wrote:"You didn't build that!"
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President Obama: What are you building young lady?
Girl: Not building silly! Destroying!
President Obama: Oh, I see. Well what are you destroying?
Girl: You name it. This used to be the US Treasury, see, and that pile is what's left of Healthcare Reform. You can play too, it's fun!
Girl: Not building silly! Destroying!
President Obama: Oh, I see. Well what are you destroying?
Girl: You name it. This used to be the US Treasury, see, and that pile is what's left of Healthcare Reform. You can play too, it's fun!
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Re: Photo Caption Contest
"Thanks Obama!"
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"... and then they shut down the government on me... so what do you think I should do next?"
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Re: Photo Caption Contest
An den JayZ told Beyonce the dress she had on looked slutty, dats when Kim told J to STFU! Ain't dat cray?
Re: Photo Caption Contest
Results for round one will be posted shortly.
PHOTO #2
PHOTO #2
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Re: Photo Caption Contest
Hurry up and become foie gras already...
Re: Photo Caption Contest
oh shit... I had too many drinks...
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This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted a "three way".
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Watch out dude, there's a cat right behind you.
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Aww. You're too cute to kill us both with one stone. Aren't you? Aren't yuuuuuuu...
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Feline hazing never looked so innocent before...
"You're the one who said you wanted to join the Big Cats Club, so go on, get it over with!"
"You're the one who said you wanted to join the Big Cats Club, so go on, get it over with!"
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"Look, Donald, far be it from me to be hatin' on interracial dating, but I just don't see this ending well..."
Re: Photo Caption Contest
Duck, duck, meow.
Re: Photo Caption Contest
I said I will bite you if only this smuck will get out of the way.
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Don't worry, he's a pussy.
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Big Will's and General K's are both excelllent, IMO.
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"Will you guys shut up."
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Duck 1 to Duck 2: Is it just me or is the dude in the kitten costume staring at us?
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"Let me get this straight... mbauer fluffs you every day?"
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LOL!Drifter wrote:"Let me get this straight... mbauer fluffs you every day?"
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the judging for the 2nd photo is almost complete, and the results will be updated soon.
and now,
PHOTO 3:
and now,
PHOTO 3:
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